You Are So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

I thought he was good, however, but he is not. "I'm not stupid," I defend myself. "Hmm.. I can see," he smirks. "Don't laugh at me. I'm not a joker," I say. Sid's Pov Something is really good about dumb girls is they look innocent, no matter how stupid they are. And I'm enjoying her silly talks as she pouts. "I didn't say you're a joker," I say. "I said you're stupid. Don't people laugh at stupids? You don't need to be a joker"

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

“I have never been proposed to but I understand that my face has that effect on people.” “I can tell you only make these jokes around me. Why? Is it because I'm a woman and you don't find me worthy enough to hold an intellectual conversation with me or you only are all brawn and no brain?” “Keep talking like that, baby. I just need an excuse to bash your head in. Just one.”

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

Jason asked as he raised an eyebrow. “We might be the dumbest out of us all but even the two of us aren’t that dumb.” Mason added. “Mace, the dumbness is just limited to you. I’m normal.” Jason said. “Shut up, clonie! Let the real people talk!” Mason scolded his brother. “You shut up and let the non-dumb people talk!” Jason scolded his brother. “Jace, you aren’t Einstein. You just don’t accept it. You are in denial. You are a dumbass too!” Mason fired back.

I question him while jabbing my finger against his chest. "Because you are not smart to fall from my wisdom, Ariana, if you were, then you would have become my girlfriend way back," He says in a bored tone, then slowly a smug smile creeps on his face, "But I think you may fall for my good looks now." "Ewww! Who told that you are good-looking?" I make a face, "And did you just call me a dumbo?" I threateningly narrow my eyes at him as soon as I realize that he has called me stupid.

I shook my head, "no... no... you don't get to..you can now go back to your amazing comedian friends and forget this confused hated prick.." "Precious they didn't mean what they were saying okay. They were just making jokes..." "Making ME a fucken joke.. that's what they were doing.. that's what YOU were doing. I'm a fucken joke to you... my life is a joke to you. I don't get you.. I swear to God I do not get you at all." "Your ankle is swelling please let me just..."

I asked him confused and amused " Ohh you started with your stupidity!? Huh!?" He facepalmed himself then said," WORKSHEETS, MISTAKES, PUNISHMENT, 1MINUTE FOR EVERY MISTAKE." " Ohh ohh I got it now." I said smiling awkwardly I murdered the joke badly! " Yeah, good Nerd but so stupid." He said " Whatever... Have a good time with your lovely sister this weekend." I teased smirking " What? Why should I? Why are you smirking?" He acted