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he added, and a deep chuckle escaped me, followed by a loud laugh. “Oh my goodness,” I choked out, clutching my stomach from laughter. “You’re so fucking funny, Conan,” I muttered, my laughs reducing to mere chuckles now. “Goodness, at least come up with something believable if you’re going to lie. What fucking century do you think we’re in?”

“Probably just work. The Zanzibar thing he told us about sounded intense.” “Yeah, maybe.” She shrugged it off with the effortless optimism that defined her and jumped back into the pool, sending a spray of droplets over the edge. “Whatever. Race you to the deep end again. Loser handles popcorn duty tonight. It must have extra butter, extra cheese powder, and all the work.” I forced a laugh and set the soaked phone on the towel beside my chair. “You’re on.”

I want her here every morning, making me coffee while I cook her eggs. I want to watch those gold-flecked eyes peeking over the top of her mug as she tells me something brilliant. I want to earn that easy smile by saying something humorous. Record scratch, I'm not funny guy. I never say anything humorous except I had in the Elevator. I'd made her laugh then, Around her I turn into someone else. Someone better, You're not the bad guy.

He smiles and I laugh even as emotion builds in my throat that maybe everything is going to be okay. “You’re the best, you know that?” “Yeah, I know...it’s kind of the worst,” he jokes before he’s out the door.

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

Will, he going to kiss her? "Athalia. You're here!" Charles called Athalia. He approached them. "Hi, I'm Charles. Athalia's new friend." He held out his right hand to Luke. Luke accepted Charles' handshake. "I'm Luke, Athalia's Best Friend since childhood." Luke introduces himself to Charles. She was surprised by what he said. Best friend? Did she hear it right? Or maybe, he just said that because Charles introduced himself as her friend. It hurt her to think that. She looked at him. He seemed serious about the words he uttered.

I replied and laughed softly at my dirty jokes. "Did he do it? Who is the better fucker, the father or the son?" Luciano asked, I acted like I'm thinking about his question. "Of course you are the better and the best fucker. Zuck still needs a little practice, you should train him to be beast in bed." I replied and could not stop myself from laughing. I heard Luciano laugh too because of the antics I was telling him. Until now, it still surprised me and makes me happy in a strange way every time I make Luciano laugh or I see him laughing at some stupid jokes because I often see him laughing.

he asked. Thinking about how the things turned out to be caused laughs to escape from her mouth, and it was to the point that tears started to form at the corner of her eyes. Imagining about it was enough to make her laugh for a while. "Oh my god! I don't know why I used to think that he was annoying. He is literally the most amusing person at here! He is such a fool! Tricking him and playing with him is so much fun. You know what just bring him over as much as you can. He can totally be my best friend!"

😓😓😰😰😰😰 and I need you and you are not here. Bestie: you know what? It's fucken over. You are not my bestie anymore... Bestie: okay Precious I need you. Pleaseeee come back. I agreed to the date... but I have a suggestion.. 😋😚 Bestie: fuck you.... 😭😭 Bestie: I'm best friendless.. that's me😕😑 I laughed at all the shit she wrote then responded..

They would just use it to make fun of you, which I find funny but sometimes, somethings need to be taken seriously. Just like that, I gain a new best friend? Lucky me...