Novel & Cerita Your So Fat Jokes

He came with a glass of juice and oatmeal. “Am I looking fat?” I asked. “No, you are so thin,” He said sitting beside me. “Ohh, thank God,” I said wiping my fake fear on my forehead. “Why did you ask,” He asked, looking at me in concern. I love him whenever he wears casual around me. “I am not pregnant,” I said, taking a glass of juice from his tray. “How did you know,” He asked. “I am not looking fat” I took one sip. “You are a little fat around your boobs,” He said after a few minutes.

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”

I said, taking a slice. He laughed. “Then maybe you should start going to the gym.” I froze mid-bite and looked at him slowly. “Are you saying I’m fat?” “What? No, come on, you’re perfect,” he said immediately, hands half-raised in surrender. “But you just told me to gym,” I pressed, pretending to frown. “Because you complained about junk food, baby!” he said, sounding genuinely confused now. I burst into laughter, nearly choking on the pizza. “I was only joking!”

“Who said you can't hug me like this, every morning?” ''When you are passed out and sleeping like a log of wood, do you even know when I leave in the morning? See how chubby you've become since you've not been doing anything.” Liam remarked as he squeezed her ass with his hands. Kate yelped; “Hubby, are you calling me fat?” her eyes widened in shock; Liam shook his head to correct her, but she continued immediately; ''I'm fat? How am I fat? Do I look fat?” ''No, no, wifey, you are not fat, you're not even close to fat, you just added some extra flesh that's all.”

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.

KEVAH'S POV JULY 9TH, 2016 Let me tell you something about myself; I am fat, there I said it. I am a 300lbs, dark skin beauty. You don't have to remind me; you don't have to gawk at my huge ass or frown at my Pudge. It's just not nice. I know I'm motherfucking big, and guess what? I don't motherfucking care what a motherfucker has to say about me.

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

Why was this idiot here, too? To their surprise, Sharon’s first reply was a laugh. “Haha! Sorry, but I don’t think there’s any need for that!” She replied, not bothering to entertain them. She smiled coldly. “Did you really think I wouldn’t know that you talked crap about me behind my back when I was fat? I also heard that you guys called me ‘Fatty’! Am I wrong?” Neil and Michael were embarrassed, unable to muster a proper reply for a good few moments.

The other asked. " Which of the questions would you love me to answer first?" He exchanged looks with the two of them. " You don't understand the question, right? I mean, which of your questions should I take first? Well, I will go with the first one. That is a lot easier to answer. Actually, nothing is the matter. I was just trying out my luck with covering distances. As you can see, I am fat. " He paused and looked at himself. " Would you say someone like me is fat? No. I guess the answer is no. I am not fat. Plump would be a better and soothing word for me. Don't you think so? Yeah. I am plumpy. Not fat. That is because I am a foodie. I eat a lot. "

Martha, Anita and Lauren giggled to themselves before they raised their hands. “Yes” Justin muttered, his voice was emotionless. “It’s said that you’re very kind and helpful, I was wondering if you’ve got any help to render for the slim people who are trying to be obese” This felt like a blow on his face and he just glared at them without a word. “I’ve got an obese cousin who’s dying to lose weight. Should I send her your gym address? I’m sure you’ll be a great instructor and if you can help that fat thing over there, you can help anything in the world” Martha teased and everyone burst into laughter.