Your So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.

KEVAH'S POV JULY 9TH, 2016 Let me tell you something about myself; I am fat, there I said it. I am a 300lbs, dark skin beauty. You don't have to remind me; you don't have to gawk at my huge ass or frown at my Pudge. It's just not nice. I know I'm motherfucking big, and guess what? I don't motherfucking care what a motherfucker has to say about me.

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

The other asked. " Which of the questions would you love me to answer first?" He exchanged looks with the two of them. " You don't understand the question, right? I mean, which of your questions should I take first? Well, I will go with the first one. That is a lot easier to answer. Actually, nothing is the matter. I was just trying out my luck with covering distances. As you can see, I am fat. " He paused and looked at himself. " Would you say someone like me is fat? No. I guess the answer is no. I am not fat. Plump would be a better and soothing word for me. Don't you think so? Yeah. I am plumpy. Not fat. That is because I am a foodie. I eat a lot. "

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

"Why do I need to lose weight? I feel good. My friends said that a fat face is a symbol of good luck and that I can bring good luck to the family." "They're lying to you. How can you believe them?" Julien retorted, "If it's a symbol of good luck. Why don't they get fat to bring good luck to their families?" Velma froze. 'If getting fat brings good luck, why do those women try to lose weight all the time?' Velma quickly figured out why, and her face instantly darkened. She had been fooled by those women! Those women fooled her and laughed at her. They wanted her to stay fat, so she was the joke of the circle.

"What? You told her she was fat!" Xavier rolled his eyes at her outburst, "No I didn't tell her that besides we were just having a good time in the kitchen, joking and all that when the topic came up. How was I to know that she'll take the joke so hard?" Her eyes flared impatiently, "You should never tell a woman she is fat especially one you gave a ring, it doesn't boost a woman self-confidence to a 100," "Now I know better." He mumbled, not believing he was feeling berated.

So, I sighed, disappointed with my secret wishes. “What’s wrong? Are you tired?” “No.” I thought hard to give him a reasonable reason. “I feel like I complained too much. Also, I haven’t had many achievements.” After a while, I also made a confession, “Even physically, I’m so fat.” Unexpectedly, he laughed. “Fat? You know what? In London, you are just an average. Maybe you can be counted as a bit thin.” “I’m fat,” I protested. “You commented like that because you wanted me to feel happy, right?”

his voice rose like a trumpet, drawing attention to us. “No.. I…” “You fucking love food a lot and I'm fed up…” His voice thundered before I could explain. He misunderstood me, again. “Have you seen your self?, you look bloated all over…” I hear little chuckles from behind. I know how I must look in my overall shorts and loose t-shirt. Fat. Pathetic. Embarrassing. He always make it clear. “Even the slim beauties watch their intakes. But ugly duckling Annie, as fat as an elephant keeps pushing in all the junkies morning, afternoon, nights”

Audrey answered with a pout, “at this point I am going to become so fat” Another laugh resonated from Nathan and he had to say sorry even if he was still laughing, “You? Get fat? Bless your delusional heart Nessa. You eat a lot but you don’t get fat, don’t you know that?” The lady beside him rolled her eyes and hummed. “I don’t joke with my food”