Romans & histoires Absurd Funny Quotes

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

Ashton also joined in my laugh and soon we were laughing for no reason. “If someone sees us, they will literally get freaked out for no reason. We are looking like a skilamalink.” I managed between my laughter. “Yeah, if Aubrey sees us laughing our asses off while she is planning our doom she would go batty-fang.” He heaved out. “We sure are banged up to an elephant” I said. “Ok, too much Victorian slang, chuckaboo” I laughed at his face. “Ok, that is too much of nanty narking” He stood up, now serious.

“Tonight we faced our truths. Tomorrow, we face our choices. The cracks in this house are not a sign of failure—they are proof that we are alive, that we care enough to fight.” She smiled faintly, her eyes shimmering with tears. “And remember, laughter is part of healing. Don’t let the heaviness swallow it all.” At that moment, a small chuckle rose from Tshepo, spilling into Abby, then Mathapelo, and eventually the whole room. Even Aubrey’s children giggled, lightening the mood. Humor as a Lifeline Tshepo mimicked Abby’s exaggerated apology stance, hands clasped and head bowed, saying, “Forgive me, great sister-in-law, for my sins of… gambling and poor life choices!”

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

His shoulders were shaking erratically and he could barely breathe for laughter. I watched his sputtering laugh for about five minutes until I spoke, "If you bang that thing anymore I'm afraid it'll get pregnant." And all the three of them stopped dead in their tracks to look at me, agape. "What! Now I can't even make a joke!?" I deadpanned and Reuben was on again with his next round of unstoppable titters. "...(heavy breathing)...Ahem! That was entertaining. Never knew there existed a being enabling of shutting Lexter off." He mouthed in an amused tone.

Feels as though am abandoned at the dept of an ocean within a polar region and within winter. My situation sure is the worst. It's the terrible ever felt and experienced. "You've got no words to every questions number two" "How then are we to believe and accept your every words?!" "How do you expect we believe your claims". "Whom also is your god damned source to your damn theory". "That may likely force us believe" "Or no response again?" Everyone burst laughing. Few stomp the floor amidst heavy laughter. Others point mockingly at me. They all laugh thickly and heavily.

I've been reading out any memes I find both entertaining and ridiculous. “It’s a question, actually. Which one do you think is funnier—a female n@ked body or the male’s?” I barely finished the sentence before bursting into laughter. I had no idea why I found it so funny, but the absurdity of it was enough to make me crack up. Not like it has ever crossed my mind. Expecting no response from Jameson, I continued scrolling, still chuckling to myself when he suddenly turned his head toward me, his sharp gaze flickered at me.

I am the one whose life is in danger, and somehow, he is the one who is asking me what the fuck I am doing. I wanted to laugh again at the absurdity of this situation, at my life, and at myself. Not because it’s funny. It’s laughable. My life is laughable. Instead of getting up, I folded my legs under my lap and looked at the floor. As if I wasn’t humiliated enough, my stomach growled loudly. I wanted to laugh again. Like a crazy person. I wanted to laugh so loudly that I wanted to break the floor-to-ceiling glass door in this room.

"So what is the philosophy that you wanted to discuss with me?" "It is about Absurdism. Honestly, philosophy tends to leads you into a deep hole." "Just tell me about it," Elder Moses cut me short. "Well, Absurdism is a philosophy that says the universe is chaotic and irrational and every attempt to put it in order must fail." "That sounds like a deep topic to talk about. But before we start jumping into it, I would like to get something for both of us to eat. What would you like to eat?" "Anything cheap," I said.

Marcel felt like he is a god while the two of them are sinners who asked for his forgiveness. Marcel's laughter erupted like the cackle of a maniac, wild and unrestrained. His eyes grew wide with mirth as he threw his head back, clutching his stomach as if in pain. The sound echoed through the room, filling it with a sense of chaos and unpredictability. It was a laugh that sent shivers down the spines of those who heard it because it was clear that Marcel was not in his right mind. As the laughter subsided, he looked around with a twisted grin on his face.