Absurd Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

I can feel tears springing up as my shoulders shake from this woman's mouth's roaring waves of absurdity. “What’s so funny?” she asks, though the casual tone she tries to use falters. I fight the gulps of air I take in between the fits of hysteria. “That you…believe…your own…bullshit!” I cackle harder, wanting to fall over at Courtney’s feet so she can see how foolish she is. “Ashy Love—”

"Sorry, Maddy. I'm not trying to embarrass you or anything." "This is so dysfunctional," Maddy said a moment later, causing Mark to start laughing. Myra couldn't stop herself and Maddy was grinning, despite her efforts to stop. "Stop it," She said for the third time before Mark and Myra got a grip of themselves. "This isn't funny, guys." "No, it really isn't," Mark agreed. "But it is kinda ridiculous." "Yeah, the odds are kind of... miraculous, but that's not the right word either," Myra added.

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

Kel asked "Trying to watch my weight you know"I said and winked The next thing I heard was laughter and giggling Guess who You should know who From no other person than the jerk "What's funny dude "I asked and he intensified his laughter "Watching your weight when you are already weightless ,do you want to become invisible then you know you have lost weight"he said in between laughs and I gritted my teeth That's it am done eating What a rude comment I never expected such comments from him

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

I laughed without enthusiasm. "That man is truly a ridiculous idiot! "

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Blah. "Aammmm... Patient", I say out of nowhere. The next moment, I can hear him coughing aloud as if he has just thrown out water from his mouth while drinking. Seconds later, my ears burst with his laughter. This guy! I fum with his stupid laughter and clench my jaw. What was so funny? He needs some therapy for sure. "Abrar!" I yelp, gritting my teeth. But he keeps laughing until he's done with making fun of my words.

“I’m sorry…” “Astrid, I swear to God, if I didn’t love you like a sister, your head would be flying across the Caribbean right about now.” I can’t help it, I slap my palm against my lips to stifle my laughter. I guess I’m unlucky because a snort still manages to slip through. “You have five seconds to explain what the fuck is funny.” Zeya seethes, shooting me a very harmless death glare. “Fine, fine. I’m sorry!” I raise both hands in surrender.