Novel & Cerita Best Fat Jokes

I said with deliberate calm, “all the evidence points to a so-called genius in the financial world who passed away some time ago.” I gave the reporters a knowing smile. “This genius was exceptionally skilled. He built a massive financial black hole using offshore shell companies and complex derivatives. “Unfortunately, heaven does not favor him.” I had not mentioned his name, but anyone who knew the truth would immediately think of Joseph Wells. An employee of Wells Group calling out the late brother of the company’s president was a story too big for the media to resist. As expected, the report spread like wildfire in financial circles after being sensationalized by the press.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

Bianca pushed forward until she stood close enough to drink in every word. “So…” she whispered, eyes bright. “The Alpha found his mate?” Her friends exchanged excited glances. “Who is she?” They followed Roland’s gaze and when their eyes landed on me, their face drained of color. “Oh…” That single syllable was all it took. One by one, the crowd turned. Recognition spread like poison. “The fat girl?” “She’s his mate?” “The Alpha?” Someone laughed. Then another. Soon the entire pavilion buzzed with cruel disbelief.

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

He was glowing with pride, while Vanessa sat right next to him, looking every bit like the star of the night. I was seated near the serving entrance and was basically invisible. After several rounds of drinks, the atmosphere in the room turned vulgar. A few male colleagues who loved telling dirty jokes started running their mouths again under the influence of alcohol. "Vanessa's got serious charm. She even managed to crack a tough nut like Gilla Group!" "Exactly. The kind of allure Vanessa has? That's nothing some bookish little girl can compete with. If you ask me, talking business in the conference room is nowhere near as effective as talking at the dinner table, right, Vanessa?"

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

"What? You told her she was fat!" Xavier rolled his eyes at her outburst, "No I didn't tell her that besides we were just having a good time in the kitchen, joking and all that when the topic came up. How was I to know that she'll take the joke so hard?" Her eyes flared impatiently, "You should never tell a woman she is fat especially one you gave a ring, it doesn't boost a woman self-confidence to a 100," "Now I know better." He mumbled, not believing he was feeling berated.

"Thank God you are here Joy, please look at me, and be very Frank with me, you know you are my friend, just tell me the truth, am I fat? Goodluck thought the topic have been dropped, but clearly she still has it in mind. He quickly went behind her, so as to signal to Joy, not to tell her she is fat. Joy didn't get the message, for she started stuttering. "Em, actually, you have added a little, but that is just because you are nursing a baby, and soon, after nursing her, you will go back to how you used to be, it is as simple as that". Still Amanda was not satisfied with the answer, she was so angry, she changed the topic herself.

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…