Best Funny Jokes Tagalog

Walang ibang pinangarap si Sabrina kung hindi ay ang makapagtapos ang mga kapatid sa pag-aaral at hindi maranasan ang hirap ng buhay na dinanas niya. Hindi basta-bastang nagtitiwala si Lance lalo na sa mga babae dahil sa madilim niyang nakaraan na hindi niya magawang bitawan. Pero paano kung magkita sila sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon? Posible bang titibok ang puso nila sa isa't isa? Magagawa bang alisin ni Sabrina ang poot at galit na nasa puso ni Lance?Tatanggapin ba niya ang alok ni Lance kapalit ng katuparan ng kaniyang pangarap?

| PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER FILIPINO NOVEL | Selene, a 19-year-old Psychology student, was diagnosed with schizophrenia—a chronic brain disorder which causes delusions and hallucinations. She refused to accept this fact, believing she’s perfectly fine. It was too late when she figured out the truth: it was a misdiagnosis. It was not that disorder that led her to kill her schoolmates and her father.

Gracie, daughter of Lucifer, was sent to Earth to find her brother who ditched his responsibilities in Hell. Her brother was disguised as a teacher in an elite high school so she went there as a 16-year-old high school student.The only plan was to forcibly dragged her brother back to Hell but things changed when her life turns upside-down. She was tangled in campings, field trips, school plays which she really hated to the hell and back. Between those happenings, she met David, a human with a cold personality but with a very biblical name.David was already engaged with another human but the blame was on her when the girl suddenly died. Because ever since she arrived at that school, killings never stopped but she swears in the name of her father and all her uncles, she did not do the deed.Can she successfully persuade her brother to go back home when all of the happenings in school are not according to her liking?What about David? She liked that damn human.

There's nothing more shattering than hearing that you're signed off as a collateral to marry in order to clear off your uncle's stupid debts. "So this is it" I pull the hoodie over my head and grab my duffel bag that is already stuffed with all my important stuff that I need for survival. Carefully I jump down my window into the bushes below skillfully. I've done this a lot of times that I've mastered the art of jumping down my window. Today is different though, I'm not coming back here, never! I cannot accept marrying some rich ass junkie. I dust the leaves off my clothe and with feathery steps, I make out of the driveway. A bright headlight of a car points at me making me freeze in my tracks, another car stops and the door of the car opens. There's always only one option, Run!

PSYCHOTHERAPIST© ALL RIGHTS RESERVEDThis is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously.Rated SPG - 18+Matured Content  Not Suitable For Young Audiences.SYPNOSISSi Monica Esquibel. Ang simpleng mag-aaral na may dinadalang mabigat na problema. Ang problema sa pamilya't kaibigan ang mag tutulak sa kanya upang pag-tangkaan ang kanyang sariling buhay.Pamilya't kaibigan na magiging sanhi ng depression na kayang ka-haharapin, at dagdagan pa ng isang problemang di pwede kaninoman; Kahit sa kanyangPSYCHOTHERAPIST.

THEY SAID NO WAY..................... Ashton Cooper and Selena McKenzie hated each other ever since the first day they've met. Selena knew his type of guys only too well, the player type who would woo any kinda girl as long as she was willing. Not that she was a prude but there was a limit to being loose, right? She would teach him a lesson about his "loving and leaving" them attitude, she vowed. The first day Ashton met Selena, the latter was on her high and mighty mode looking down on him. Usually girls fell at his beck and call without any effort on his behalf. Modesty was not his forte but what the hell, you live only once, right? He would teach her a lesson about her "prime and proper" attitude, he vowed. What they hadn't expect was the sparks flying between them...Hell, what now? ..................AND ENDED UP WITH OKAY

Completed***** Paperback version is available on Amazon. Jack who has a girlfriend, named Angel, fell in love with someone that he never once met. Being in a long-distance relationship was hard for both of them, but things became more complicated when Angel started to change. She always argued with him and sometimes ignored him which hurts Jack the most. Then one day, while resting in the park he found a letter with a content says, ‘‘FIND ME’’ he responded in the letter just for fun, and left it in the same place where he found the letter, and he unexpectedly found another letter for him the next day he went there. Since then, they became close, kept talking through letters but never met each other personally. Jack fell in love with the woman behind the letters. Will he crash his girlfriend's heart for someone he has to find? For someone, he never once met? Or will he stay with his girlfriend and forget about the girl? Sinong mag-aakala na dahil lamang sa isang sulat ay madudulot ng isang hindi maintindihang damdamin? Damdaming may mapupuntahan nga ba? Find out as you continue reading. Thank you and God bless.

Because of the incident, my life changed completely. I never thought that in an instant, I would lose everything. Family, friends and even the man that I loved. But I met a man which I did not expect to love him. He is the mysterious one, cold as ice, introvert, anti-social but he really caught my attention. But the way his voice sounds or the words he speak makes me think that I met someone like him before. Curiosity kills me inside. Naging parte kaya siya nang nakaraan ko? Nakilala ko na ba siya noon? Pero hindi ko inaasahan na isang araw, mahuhulog ako sa kaniya. Can we bring back our past or remain strangers?

Bretta Margareth Barreto experienced an assault at the age of fifteen. She wanted to fight back and shout for help, but she can’t do it. Lore threatened her if she will scream and fight back, she won’t be able to see her younger sister. There’s nothing she can do during the night she was being harass. So, she chose not to fight back and scream.She let Lore to do what he want and just go with the flow. She cried while doing those things that destroy her purity during her young age. After what happened on that night, Bretta promise to herself that she won’t trust boys that easily. But that promise got broken when a special boy came to her life.Cyrus made her feel special. Accepted her flaws, shameful experienced, and love her. Bretta love him so much as Cyrus love her too. They thought that their love towards each other can conquer everything. But that thought change everything when something bad happened. Will their love prevail or will that be the end of their love story?

"Pakakasalan Kita," walang emosyong mababakas sa boses nito. Sa tono nito ay hindi nagtatanong kundi nagsasabi lang na para bang utang na loob niya pa at dapat siyang matuwa. Napatigil siya sa pag-iyak. Marahas na nag-angat siya ng tingin dito. Nababaliw na ito kung iniisip nitong papayag siya sa gusto nitong mangyari. Hindi sa lalaking bumaboy sa kanya. Mapait siyang natawa "Hinding hindi ako magpapakasal sa demonyong katulad mo!" Puno ng pagkamuhi na sigaw niya dito. Ngunit wala siyang nagawa ng kaladkarin siya nito papunta sa isang judge para magpakasal. At mas lalong wala siyang nagawa ng unti-unting nahulog ang loob niya dito at matutunan itong mahalin sa kabila ng mga nangyari.