Best Kilig Pick Up Lines の小説・ストーリー

Kate asked, referring to the Heart icon on the main screen. “Oh, that’s the Pick-up Lines feature, a special for users in your country.” “Pick-up lines, huh?” Kate said to herself and pressed the button. In the Philippines, pick-up lines had evolved from creepy or lame one-liners to witty two-line jokes, still cheesy but at least mildly amusing. The formula was typically: | Are you a [object]? … Because [punchline]. | Or in question-and-answer form: | Are you a [object]? No. Why?

sambit ni Ate Kleng kaya namula ng slight ang pisngi ko. “Ano ho bang litrato nung pinasa sa inyo, Ate?” tanong ko kay Ate Kleng kaya mabilis niyang hinanap sa cellphone niya. Nang pinakita niya ang litrato ay parang sinaksak ako ng knife sa dibdib, bigla ay parang hindi ako makahinga. Akala ko ay magiging totoo man lang siya na kinasal kaming dalawa pero hanggang sa pagpapakilala ay si Kaela pa rin pala.

Masiglang bati nila. “Hindi ka ba talaga makakasama?” Muling hirit ni Khalil. “Hindi eh, may date kami!” Pagdadahilan ko sa kanila. They pouted. “Ano ba 'yan, miss ka na namin eh!” Nakangusong reklamo ni Yasmine. “Oo nga!” Dagdag ni Caleb. “HAHAHAHAH sa susunod na lang! Bye!” Pagpapaalam ko sa kanila at sumakay sa kotse.

I dialed my best friend's number. ["Miss mo ako?"] Sabi ko na tamang desisyon na tawagan ko siya. Tingnan mo, ngayon palang napapatawa na ako ng jokes niya, Tsk. "Miss ko lang yung libre mo. Busy ka?" ["Nasa kampo ako, bakit may problema ba?"] "Ah wala naman, tinatanong ko lang nangangamusta ganun." ["Hindi ako busy. Pupuntahan kita."]

Kahit siguro mag-cartwheel pa siya'y hindi mababawasan ang kilig na lumukob sa kanya. 'Martin kissed me!' tipa niya ng mensahe para kay Katarina. Kailangan niyang magsumbong dahil kung hindi niya mailalabas ang kilig baka bigla na lang siyang sumabog. 'Nananaginip ng gising, nakatulala sa hangin.'

Not understanding how to interact, I started awkwardly, " Hi..I..I am Kiera Stevens.." He gave me a toothy smile, flattering, " I know..I mean, our fathers have already shared everything, isn't it? By the way, I am Kevin Morgan. I must say that you are far more beautiful than I thought." I blushed slightly at his remark but secretly rolled my eyes in annoyance. Gosh! It was the lamest pick up lines that I had listened in school days. I cleared my throat to get to the point straightforward,

Naneth replied as she smiled. “Friend, has Miguel already texted you?” Kyla asked. “Not yet! Busy for sure. Ay! Let’s look at his F******k, maybe there’s a post on our wall stalk haha!” Naneth replied. “Oh, I like that friend. Wait, let me open my F******k. Come friend, he has a post. He allegedly had a shooting in Laguna. Shit! He is handsome.” Thrilled, Kyla said. “May I see! In fairness, my friend has changed,” Naneth said.

Pigil ni Yesha ang sarili na magwala sa itinawag nito sa kaniya. Sino ba namang babae ang hindi magagawang kiligin kung tawagin gamit ang apelyido ng lalaking mahal mo. At hindi lang 'yon, may kasama pang Misis. Ibig sabihin kinikilala siya nito bilang asawa ng lalaking nasa tabi niya. "N-nice to meet you too." Sunod na nakipagkilala si Kairro Pascual ang engineer. "Maupo muna kayo."

Thinking about her was enough to scrub Keisha from my mind completely. I opened the door to the lounge where Kilian was sprawled across the couch with his latest distraction clinging to his side. He changed women like he did his shirts. I’d heard the elders were breathing down his neck, pressuring him to settle. They’d probably pick out a blushing virgin from a powerful bloodline, wrap her in lace, and expect him to behave. And he’d toss her in a gilded cage while he fucked his way through the city. Bastard had it easy.

When she stood next to you, you guys seemed like a match made in heaven! Kelvin could not help but sniff his nose. He felt the thick smell of jealousy from the sentence. He looked at the message sender... 'Oh my god! Unknown client?' The corner of Kelvin's lips twitched, and he looked at Gilbert, " Kisa sent it?" "Eat your food, " Gilbert grabbed a glass of soy milk and walked to a sofa near the window to sit down. Kelvin quickly walked alongside with a mischievous smile on his face. "Say... did both of you do the deed?"