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(inserted laugh emojis) @waltermendoza: Yeah. Haha! Try again, Pau! @chrissalvatore: Dude, get me an imported chick when you get home, alright? I laughed a little bit hard at Chris’s joke to Walter. As usual, he could crack up any conversation with his crazy head! @waltermendoza: Lmao @chrissalvatore! Miss you, babe! @chrissalvatore: Awwe! Miss you, too, Walter babe!

This was way above our league. We ordered, and while we waited, he kept the jokes coming, each one dumber than the last. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?” he asked, his grin wide. I rolled my eyes. “Nacho cheese. Come on, Liam, I’m mourning, not a five-year-old.” “Right, right. My apologies, ma’am. I’ll stick to the sophisticated ones. What did one plate say to the other?” “I have no idea,” I said, rolling my eyes.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

"I'm actually hearing a Nascent Soul Realm kiddo saying that he was going to catch the Millennium Walking Corpse! Hahaha! This joke I can laugh for a year!" Zhi Luan laughed at him while hitting the ground and pointing at him. It was in tears of laughter. Xiao Chen frowned and glared at it, saying, "Ain't you annoying? I was just joking, stupid cat; you eat too much and get sick! Go away!" Then he kicked it and Zhiluan rolled on the ground a few times.

“You have called me stupid on multiple occasions, told me I lack brain cells and what else.” “It was all a joke!” Christian defended his actions, but maybe if he never made those jokes in the first place, we wouldn’t have been here. “And I’ve never laughed, not once,” I told him. “Jokes are supposed to be funny.”

A group of men sat together, exchanging filthy and crude jokes. This was nothing but another normal day in their lives.

"Alright, alright. Months in and you're still this clingy?" Her friends didn't even flinch. Totally numb to it. I just stood there, watching, heart freezing over. So yeah—everyone knew. Everyone but me. Eugene smiled at the teasing, soaking it up. Like the scene wasn't messy enough, people started tossing out questions—when was the last time they'd hooked up? Vanessa dropped her head, all shy. Eugene? He looked smug as hell. "Day before yesterday. Room next to the master bedroom."

She laughed again while a cold sweat flowed down her spine. "Oh my," Adro chuckled. "I thought you were scared for real. In my entire life, I have never been made fun of by anyone except my siblings when we were kids. "Is... is that so? Oh… I'm so sorry for going too far," Grace said. Adro shook his head and smiled. "It’s fine. This is something new for me. It turns out it's funny to get a joke from a girl." Then, Grace advised Adro to take off his t-shirt and place it under the air conditioning using a chair. Meanwhile, she gave him a blanket to cover his shirtless body.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

he stopped and started laughing so hard that he was now clutching his stomach and struggling to keep up with his breathing. "Em pukes all over Cain's face non- stop like bwaa bwaa bwaa, so yuuck. While the other dude trips on Em's vomit while trying to help her. It was so gross but at the same time so exciting to watch. I'm telling you if I posted this on F******k daamn I would be famous!" Ace said finally wiping the sweat that had formed on his forehead after 'greatly telling a story'