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he said smiling. *Dug-dug-dug-dug!* Terrible! does this man want to give me a heart attack? My heart is about to explode. Help me! "Really? So, you want me to hit you 24/7? Every night? Seconds, Minutes, Hours? So you can have fun." I asked sarcastically. "HAHA! No, What I mean is, I like the way you make me laugh, Every single crazy thing you do is just--is just--- You're so stupid, HAHA!" he said while laughing as if there was something funny about what he said.-___-

My job is too important to me to lose it over a sarcastic remark on the boss. Now, he looked at me with more amusement. Damn. He must think I’m crazy. Well, I’m so close to being insane. He makes me insane in every reason I can’t even comprehend. He smiled and shook his head. “I see. Are you weirded out?” he asked. I narrowed my eyes at him. Weirded out? No. I’m about to get insanely crazy and I don’t think if there's something like that even. How can I be crazy and insane at the same time? I don’t know.

" Pffft ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !.........I knew you you were a funny girl . I had no doubt about it . " said queen Kyla as she laughed at Kiara's words . " I.......am glad that you seem to find me funny and not hate me . " said Kiara with a nervous tone .

“Oh my god, look, she included my quote—'it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball: spinning but fabulous.” Daisy snickers. “That was pure gold, Karl. I’m surprised you came up with that one.” Chloe leans over my shoulder. “And she actually wrote about your ‘commute from Mars’? How gullible was this lady?” Ethan laughs so hard he almost spits out his coffee. “This is hilarious. Do you think she realized we were messing with her?” “I hope not,” Anton says, shaking his head. “It adds to the mystery, no?”

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.

"You find my proposal funny." It chuckled a little, I smirked and clamped my lips with my head causing me to choke on a few laughs before moving back to grinning. The "Actually, I find you and your proposal crazy. the most crazy thing I've heard in a really long time and trust me that's saying something because I hear lots of crazy things. If this is a sick prank or something you can stop, I'm not interested." As I uttered those words, I found myself getting serious. Enough of the laughs, this wasn't something to joke around with.

Suddenly, hadiya came and sat on couch. "Ohh my my, finally the princess came out of her room. So mam do you want something please tell - said grandma sarcastically, everyone controlled their chuckles which were about to escape from our mouth. "Yess, I came out grandma - said hadiya rolling her eyes. "Rahima, I want a cappuccino. Make one - screamed hadiya to rahima in attitude. "And add some poison in it - screamed grandma, everyone burst out in the fits of laughter, she got up from couch gritting her teeth.

” Kayley ~”Girl you are fucking crazy. Kayley ~”Can I have her on my crew baby?” Jackson ~”Yes baby you can.” It is getting hilarious now watching the two dumb asses getting drunk. Not that we are any better, in fact we are worse. Kayley ~”Matt say that again.” Matthew ~”Drunk I am think I am.’ Jackson ~”You are a fucking tonsil.” Drake ~”Tonsils are in your mouth.” Jackson ~”And your mouth is out of fucking order.”

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

He smiled while dreaming and looking so ambitious. My eyes widened as I shiver because of what he have said. "ARE YOU INSANE!?" He cracked out in laughing. How am I supposed to give birth that many!? "I-I was just kidding! Pfft! Oh, Love. How I love that expression of yours. HAHAHAHA!" I blushed. That's not funny at all!