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"No. Actually I knew a person named Ava who was like a happy butterfly a few days ago and now here you are like a pissed of angry crab." "Shut up." I fumed at him. "I'm not a butterfly. They are creepy creatures. I can be a bee or something like that but definitely not a butterfly." He laughed out so loud that he fell down from the couch. Still he was laughing like a crazy maniac clutching his stomach. I pouted my lips and crossed my arms in my chest. Every fucking human is crazy in this house except ME. "You are THE SHIT Ava. Hahahah... seriously.. You're crazy." He spoke between his laughing hiccups.

"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ohh God please stop.. my stomach hurts like hell... Well I sorta Just imagined a kid version of you kissing a monkey... cute.. freaken cute I tell you." My face was burning at least I was making her smile like she did me. "I'm glad you're laughing. Thought you'd think I'm crazy..." She quickly responded: "I don't think you can go crazy... unless a Chris Brown song comes on.. then God your body would go crazy... that I know." I smiled like an idiot and my phone vibrated.. a text from my best friend. Bestie: Emergency 101... I fucken need you dude.. log in in w******p....

”Oh to be sandwiched between these male specimen, I would die happy” “Are you mad?” I asked but I was laughing. “For the right amount of dick, I say lock me in the psych ward and throw away the key baby” **

“Look at him. He can look so serious and intense, but there’s always this element of weirdness that makes him insanely hilarious. He’s definitely not normal.” Anna’s amusement was palpable as she watched Ryan’s confused expression. She nodded, gesturing for Scarlet to continue. “He’s just so delightfully weird in the best way possible,” she explained, trying to find a way to glorify the word she had used, even though she had responded that way because she genuinely thought Ryan was insane. “I’ve never met someone who can be both incredibly intelligent and say the most insanely ridiculous things at the same time. He has this knack for making me laugh even when I least expect it, and he does i

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

I pleaded. She grinned mischievously once again. "Oh Grealish, don't you see? I'm here to teach you a valuable lesson. Life is unpredictable, and sometimes it throws you an unexpected curveball. You've spent far too much time worrying about the mundane. It's time to embrace the chaos and find laughter in the absurdity of it all!" What the fuck? She's crazy!

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

A funny quote ;) ________________________________________________________________________________ 𝟧 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝐿𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 "ELLA! COME DOWN HERE YOU EVIL MOUSE!" I yelled, looking towards the stairs. I heard giggling. "I am going to kill you! You embarrassed me!" I hissed. "Sorry! I had too!" She replied, still giggling like a kid. * * *

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

Lyra sipped hers. Big mistake. Her face contorted like she’d just licked a lemon made of lava. “Why would anyone willingly drink that?” she gasped. “Because,” I said, grinning, “it makes everything seem funnier. Watch.” At that exact moment, a man tripped over a bar stool and fell face-first into someone’s nachos. Lyra giggled. The sound was music. “You’re insane,” she whispered. “Comes with the territory.” ---