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a light chuckle came. "We did it ladies, she even splashed him haha!" Mariot said. "I can't believe it," Dohana said with a laugh, "now let's see how Jake will have the courage to keep going on dates." "Dohana, send him a message for the next date," Daisy said. "Yeah, let's see if he's willing to go for more dates." Dohana quickly login to the website and sent Jake a few messages. "Alright ladies, let's order a few drinks while we wait for Jake to reply."

"Well do that. Get some sleep. Then when you get off work, you should do something fun. You know, just to clear out the cobwebs." "Are you topping from the bottom, little one?" Judd used his best Dom voice and Jessi giggled, imagining his arched eyebrow. "Of course not, would I do that?" "You might if you thought you could get away with it," he joked. "A Sir's gotta watch his ginger sub." "You know it!" she quipped cheekily. "Ah, Jessi, it's good to talk to you. But I'd better go. You have a great night."

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

| Or, | Are you water? No. Why? Because I can drink Sprite all day every day, but you’re the only one that can quench my thirst. | Or, | Are you the sea? No. Why? Because I feel dizzy when I’m in your arms but when I’m gazing at you, I feel calm. | Those are my own humble creation and here are some sciencey pick-up lines I collated from the Net (which, thankfully, is back at my imaginary fingertips): | Are you the square root of negative one?

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ JAMES POV As per her instruction once she left my office I read the note that she gave me Dear Mr. Ceo It hurt to see your gorgeous face everyday but who am I to complain? Smile but not to often because the female population might not survive😉 It makes me laugh out loud. I did not remember when is the last time I laugh this loud and so carefree. She thinks I am gorgeous? She is the gorgeous one. If this is a pick up line I am 100% sure it is effective because I am ready to follow her wherever she goes. One sided love sucks!

Oh, fuck here comes the cheesy chat-up lines that Jack is famous for. She looks herself up and down before looking back at us and she generally looks confused. "Hmm jogging?" "Well feel free to jog yourself right into my bedroom any time!" "Haha, I'll keep that in mind, now get back to work so I can see them fine muscles in action!" She has a smirk across her face and even though they're just messing around I quickly realize that I dont like it.

On his face were a mustache, a variety of shapes, and a hippo while on Jade's face was written: JADE IS A LOSER! The room was filled with laughter as they both laughed at their own and each other's faces. They were still laughing when they heard the telephone ring. The laughter immediately stopped and Jade stood up from the couch. She ran a hand through her tousled hair as she stared at the phone, wondering who could be calling. The call ended and after a few seconds, it began to ring again. She dragged her feet as she walked to the phone, praying that the caller wasn't her dad. She hesitated for a moment before picking up the phone and whispering a hello into it.

Harry said. "Shut up guys, you're making me shy~" I said sarcastically and rolled my eyes. Meh, I don't even know how many times I've rolled my eyes already. "Okay, my turn. If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINE-APPLE!" Ione said her joke and I wanna call the FBI already. Police! Open up! Illegal pun jokers on the loose! "Nah. So-so," Erik teased her, "This time, it's my turn. Ahem! Adharia, you hold the KIWI to my heart! Get it? Kiwi to my heart like a key! HAHAHAHA!" He's about to loose it.

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

I giggle. “What’s so funny?” “A joke I heard earlier. Listen, Adam, you seem like a sweet guy, but I’m not the one.” “Who says I’m looking for the one? I’m looking for Ms. Right Now, not Mrs. Right.” “Hmm, how… poetic.” He chuckles, throwing back his drink. He thinks he’s amusing; I roll my eyes and sigh. Why did I let Gianna force me into this blind date? The phone pings—that familiar ping; I’ve been waiting for it all day.