Death Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

I say this as I sip on my juice. “Yeah? So we, I guess, then buy our coffins and dig our graves before we leave this house, right?” Huh! Can you listen to this girl? I am here saying, and I have it embedded in every being and sense of me, that I am not letting these people hurt me, even just a little. My only friends are already envisioning corpses? “Will you just stop? Your joke isn't funny at all." I state.

“You’re still weak—” “Good thing I wasn’t planning to run a marathon,” she mutters. “I see nearly dying hasn’t killed your humor,” I said as I glared at her. “Never.” She replies, a smirk creeping across her face.

And they all laughed. Hahaha, very funny, so funny I can't stop laughing :-| . Wow, I've never heard a better joke in my entire life. *insert eye roll*. Lowkey hospital jokes were really lame. And doctors don't fucking know how to joke, most of them have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. "Your child is fine. Ha, you wish, April fool's, your child only has two days to live." What is the name of a lab coat with that lame humor?

Then I killed him, and left his body on a dirt road for the sun to take. Now, I was using my general lack of fear, my previous thoughts and reassurances about life and death, and a little gallows humor to change the fear of death into a joke. He was obviously perturbed and it amused me further. I smiled broadly. “Do you understand, Mr. Devere?” I asked.

Theo whispered as his he pause for the punch line “….die of jealousy, literally.” It made both of them laugh as they held it cause everyone has eyes on them and they stop as Cath nudged Theo to stop since it maybe embarrassing to be laughing at someone that died and six feet under and its is very disrespectful to Ruelle that she may hear it wherever she is.

“I was once told that when people die, they become stars.” “That’s bullshit,” Gray quietly said to herself; however, it was quiet enough for Sarah to hear her. “Excuse me?” she said. “W-what’s bullshit?” Her brows were furrowed. “Dead people becoming stars.” Sarah smiled serenely. “But if it was true, that means that the people who love you that passed on are looking over you from above. Doesn’t that sound heartwarming?” “No,” said Gray straightly. “No?” “No.”

He froze. "You-. can-. See-. Me-. Right? Kiikikikik." He thinks this is the end of his life that he always longed for, but still, it's pathetic if he dies due to a paranormal experience like this. As he accepted his destiny, he heard chuckles from various directions. “Pfft-haha. Hahahahaha." “Hahahaha Havi, you are funny!” “Did you catch it on camera? His face is so tense! You're nuts, dude! Ha ha ha ha!" Clement laughed so hard that he even clutched his stomach.

A sack of living zeros and ones had just expressed his feelings for him. Scott had to laugh loudly, “This has got to be the most terrifying and amusing night of my life.” “Honestly, my brother. This is all too much to take in.” His colleague added. “A TV loves a boy, wetin we nor go see for this life? Me, I can’t help but laugh. Let me be jolly before we all eventually die.” Both men laughed with their faces squeezed in misery. “David.” As Seven spoke the laughter died down. “Yes, Seven?”

“But I'm going to have to pass. Although 'I could die of embarrassment' is a common phrase, it's not actually an acceptable reason to die.” I realize that he is making a joke and I laugh. The tension eases somewhat but I still wish that the earth would swallow me whole and remove me from this situation. “I am so sorry. I ramble like a crazy person. You really just have to ignore me.” “You're fine. I don't mind being called 'hot' by pretty girls. I'll take it as a compliment.” I blush. I am trying to think of something to say when a thought occurs to you. “Hey. God of Death. That means-” I shake my head to clear it. “Could you help me?”

Episteme’s shrill voice cut through the hall. “Why is she doing that?” Ennoia asked. “Has she finally gone mad?” Sophia said, clearly amused. She tilted her head slightly. “Or maybe she’s laughing because she knows she’s about to die,” she added casually, as if discussing my death were the most ordinary thing in the world. “You four really are something special,” I said at last, breathless from laughing. “I can’t believe you’re discussing my death like it’s some kind of entertainment. I guess I must’ve hit a nerve somewhere.”