Deer Blind Dad Jokes の小説・ストーリー

It was a family joke that Mom and I couldn’t sing, and Dad’s deaf comment was one he’d often made. “You’re just jealous you can’t sing that high,” Mom told him, and I nodded in agreement. “Yep. Jealous, that’s it. You’re just jealous. Pure and simple.” “Oh, believe me, I’m not. I’d have to be castrated to sing like that. Maybe even castrated while singing.” We all laughed at that one. “You’ll miss it when I’m back at school.” I reminded him, and he nodded. “You’re right. We’ll both miss you.”

I felt the corners of my eyes stinging. ‎ ‎He wanted to be in Elena's life now? After having discarded me like I meant nothing back then? ‎ ‎Kiss the hair on my ass! ‎ ‎I forced a smile. “Is that so? Oh, so now you want to be a father to a prostitute's daughter? How sweet. But, why do you think we want that?” ‎

I say with a sideways glance to my Dad who chuckled. “Hmm. Don’t they all. Well, the fucking glow-worm will soon have his light turned off, I am afraid, because I am going to ensure our whole pack sees him for what he is!” My Dad says with a snarl, making me look at him with a shake of my head. “A glow-worm?” I questioned, and he grinned. “You said the sun shone out of his ass. Doesn’t a glow-worm have a shiny ass?” he says, with a smirk, and I find myself laughing at his weird attempt at humor. But nod.

Chad muses, a cocky grin forming on his lips. I bark out a laugh, throwing my head back. “What? She does!” he argues. Both Mom and Lauren join me in laughing at Chad, and even my dad is shaking his head at my brother, a small smile at the corner of his mouth. “Son, it’s not a good thing to fool yourself like this. Us men normally tend to come up short in our beliefs,” my father jokes, making the rest of us laugh even louder. Chad shifts in his seat, turning to fully face us on the couch. He raises an eyebrow at us, challenging.

He gave a dry chuckle. Blake chuckled back and replied, “Drew, I saw how you are with a knife, and you’re a natural. This is all you!” As my dad began carving the turkey, everyone fell into loud chatter. I leaned over to Blake and whispered in his ear, irritated, “Do you have to joke about it?” He looked over at me but didn’t say anything. He could at least mindlink me something. I suddenly wished I could mindlink in my human form because there were a lot of things I could say to him right now.