Deer Blind Dad Jokes Novels & Stories

"Huh? You don't get it?" "We get it," Kieran said dryly. "It's just stupid." Kidd crossed his arms, glaring at his brother. "Oh yeah? Then you tell one. Let's see if Sera laughs." "Why would I? That's kid stuff-" "Come on! Mr. Perfect at Everything can't even tell a joke? Pathetic!" Kieran's jaw tightened, then he sighed. "Fine. What animal hates dads?" Kidd's brow furrowed. "Is there even such a-"

**Alexander Kingsley. The oldest friend of her father. The billionaire to be admired by everyone. The guy she had known since she was a little girl. Richard was hesitant to reply. "...Alex." Aurora was unable to hear the other person's voice. However she saw her father's face change. "...You already know?" Silence. Richard closed his eyes. "No." I have no choice but to do this. Another pause. Aurora frowned. Her dad looked her direction. His face went as white as a sheet of paper.

Dad said, “Don’t mind your mom.” I chuckled Mom glared at Dad like she is about to kill him. “Don’t mind Mom, Alta.” My brother laughed evil “What should I do with these idiots?” My mom dramatically asked “At least Handsome.” My brother responded I laughed “Too early for jokes.” “That’s my son.” My Dad chuckled I saw my Mon shook his head in disbelief at what we’re doing. While Beauden is just laughing with us. “Let’s be different, are you sure about my sister?” My brother chuckled “Maybe it’s just hunger.”

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

"I thought I knew how to make an omelette. I guess not." "Don't beat yourself up, or should I say cut yourself up?" "Haha, that was terrible." "It was good, it was a good joke," "Then how come I'm not laughing?" "Cause I think you cut up your funny bone too," Marcus couldn't hold back his laugh, "that made no sense, at all." "Yet you laughed, so mission accomplished. When I was a kid, my dad would make a bunch of dad jokes whenever we got hurt just to distract us from the pain, they were rarely funny." Marcus chuckled. "But it's the effort that counts, huh?"

My eyes blinking with curiosity went directly to the tv screen. "Drag Race" Vincent replied. "I don't see no cars," I said. Keiran and Vincent went to a burst of sudden hysterical laughter. "That's what I thought at first too" Dad responded coming to rescue me and substantially lessening the pain of embarrassment. "Turns out that it's a contest for drag queens" Dad continued while Vincent and Keiran won't stop laughing at what I said. "How did you know about that, dad?" I stood at the back of the couch, towering all over them.

“How pitiful!” He sighed. The hired driver found it funny and asked, “Who’s pitiful?” Adrian pointed at the man in front. “That uncle is so young and he’s already using a cane, like an old grandpa.” The driver took a look and said, “I reckon he’s a lame man.” “I can tell. That’s why I said he is pitiful. He is about the same height as my dad. My dad is amazing. He can kill a tiger with a single blow!”

Beyond that, the fucker was highly intelligent, like Mensa smart, but he never held that over us Hollywood freaks, as he's so fond of calling us. "So what did he do this time?" Sian cut in in the middle of my recitation. Dad laughed out loud because he knew the story as well as I did. "Chad I wish you wouldn't laugh at these boys' exploits it only encourages them." Mom scolded him but her lips were twitching as well. "I know, but you've got to admit, that shit was funny." "Well, what'd he do?" She looked from one to the other of us impatiently.

Julian chuckled, circling dad. "So these puppets you have sent me to offer a cheap deal of money and palace, are your brothers? No wonder they are as shitty as you!" Dad sneered and the moment his words ended, Draven landed a tight punch on Dad Jaw causing him to stumble backward. More blood came out of his mouth, this time a cut showed up on the corner of his jaw. His punch had torn through the layers of dad's skin. No scream left mom's mouth except for mine, mom's stare had stilled. Completely.

Luna Maddy says, placing her hand delicately on my shoulder. "I... uh, no. It's ok." I say, feeling guilty as Luna Maddy gives me a worried look. "Are you sure?" "Yes, it's fine. She's fine, Luna." Mom responds, glaring at me. Hunter chuckles and Merida goes nuts, jumping up and down like a mad Wolf. My body is feeling so weird, I hate it as I keep hearing him talk with my dad and Luke, laughing away at Dad's lame dad jokes. No one laughs at my dad's jokes, but here is Humter laughing away like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard.