Deer Blind Dad Jokes Novels & Stories

"All night long. Usually two or three at a time." OH. MY. GOD. My mom's jaw drops down, and she stares open mouthed, while my dad's face turns red. Lyall starts laughing nervously, as he slaps Felix on the back a little too hard. "Good one Felix!" He says. " Mr. an' Mrs. Shields, I assure yer, our old Fee here is an infamous joker. Seriously, he's just pullin' yer leg. We're nothin’ like that. None of us."

“I did too but you know what?” “What?” “When I was younger and I would get sad, I would think of the silly things my daddy did and it would make me laugh. My dad always had a way of making us laugh.” “My dad was silly too!” Precious exclaimed, excited they had something in common. “He once put ten marshmallows in his mouth at once.” “My dad could put a whole hotdog, with the bun, in his mouth. My mom would yell at him for being gross, but it made us laugh.”

" I was done with his excuses. I flopped onto the couch in the living room, grabbed my phone, and lost myself in the latest news, tuning out the persistent knocking and yelling from outside. He kept up the noise for a solid hour before it finally went quiet. I figured he had thrown in the towel, but the next morning, my mom's call hit me like a bucket of ice water. "Janice, are you really out to destroy Seth?" … My heart did a somersault. Seth had been crying on my mom's shoulder, no doubt. "Seth's told me all about it. The company's tanking, and it's all because you got the clients to back out. How can you be so heartless?

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

I hurled out every effing thing inside my gut. “Damn ! Where did you guys go to party ?” Dad Lucan said as he used his powers of Alchemy to soothe me down. Dad B must have mindlinked him to come up to the washroom. “That is not because of alcohol, dipshit,” Dad B chided Dad J. “What is it then ? Oh God ! Is that deer meat ?” Dad J asked mildly- umm …. horrified ? “Yeah ! We went to hunt together and the poor pup won’t stop spilling her guts out since then,” Dad B worriedly said.

“But, oh my god, you are adorable. The expression on your face is priceless. There’s no poor representation of shifters in that show. I was just making a stupid joke about it being about a dog and me being…you know, part wolf.” “Oh.” She chuckled. “You really do love a good dad joke, don’t you?” “It would be a waste not to make dad jokes while being a dad, don’t you think?” “I’m sure it has everything to do with not being wasteful and nothing to do with the fact that you are a humungous, impossibly attractive dork,” she said, punctuating her teasing with a bite of her food. “Detective Doggo it is, then?” “I think you’ve lost that privilege for making me panic like that. So, Adventure Hour. A

Jorge says wiping away invisible tears making dad chuckle. "Fucker...I mean it." dad jokes with him, earning a playful punch on his left bicep and making everyone chuckle. "For real though... You guys are the best thing to happen in my life... besides the birth of my daughter. Please, dig in, there's plenty of food, plenty of drinks, and plenty of desserts for everyone. Dig in, dig in." he says motioning to the food and making everyone chuckle.

Tia kept cracking jokes and making fun of my dad because he never guessed the right answer so we kept saying he was old and blind I noticed just how much my dad liked her, it was like every time he looked at her he would smiling this big cheesy smile; and that's when I realized that's the kind of love I want. Cheesy smiling and goofy laughter

“Good, now sit down the pizza will be here soon” He licks his lips, pulling his boats and coat of himself then he comes to help me with mine. Baylee hops up beside us smirking at drake. “What squawks like a chicken, runs like a chicken but doesn’t have feathers like a chicken?” She asks him, he purges his lips shrugging “Not sure what?” “My daddy the big scary rooster” She tells him howling in laughter, flapping her arms like a chicken, I nearly fall off the sofa in shock as dad stutters and laughs.

I said grinning. " Shut up, Sid !! " Bhai said glaring at me and I laughed. " What is the surprise?? " Dad looked at him with amusement. " Dad, it is a surprise! " Sid said. " Have you found a new mom for yourself, who cooks amazing food? " He said and laughed at his own joke. My dad has always had a weird sense of humour... " Hey, dad... bingo !!! You are quite close. " I said. Dad choked on his food. Bhai shook my head and gave water to him. He drank and looked at us with shock.