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DON'T BULLY ME, ALPHA

DON'T BULLY ME, ALPHA

I hurled out every effing thing inside my gut. “Damn ! Where did you guys go to party ?” Dad Lucan said as he used his powers of Alchemy to soothe me down. Dad B must have mindlinked him to come up to the washroom. “That is not because of alcohol, dipshit,” Dad B chided Dad J. “What is it then ? Oh God ! Is that deer meat ?” Dad J asked mildly- umm …. horrified ? “Yeah ! We went to hunt together and the poor pup won’t stop spilling her guts out since then,” Dad B worriedly said.
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 My Single Daddy Alpha.

My Single Daddy Alpha.

“But, oh my god, you are adorable. The expression on your face is priceless. There’s no poor representation of shifters in that show. I was just making a stupid joke about it being about a dog and me being…you know, part wolf.” “Oh.” She chuckled. “You really do love a good dad joke, don’t you?” “It would be a waste not to make dad jokes while being a dad, don’t you think?” “I’m sure it has everything to do with not being wasteful and nothing to do with the fact that you are a humungous, impossibly attractive dork,” she said, punctuating her teasing with a bite of her food. “Detective Doggo it is, then?” “I think you’ve lost that privilege for making me panic like that. So, Adventure Hour. A
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Russell

Russell

Jorge says wiping away invisible tears making dad chuckle. "Fucker...I mean it." dad jokes with him, earning a playful punch on his left bicep and making everyone chuckle. "For real though... You guys are the best thing to happen in my life... besides the birth of my daughter. Please, dig in, there's plenty of food, plenty of drinks, and plenty of desserts for everyone. Dig in, dig in." he says motioning to the food and making everyone chuckle.
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Bittersweet Chocolate

Bittersweet Chocolate

Tia kept cracking jokes and making fun of my dad because he never guessed the right answer so we kept saying he was old and blind I noticed just how much my dad liked her, it was like every time he looked at her he would smiling this big cheesy smile; and that's when I realized that's the kind of love I want. Cheesy smiling and goofy laughter
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Rising From The Ashes (Book 2 of the Blood Moon Saga)

Rising From The Ashes (Book 2 of the Blood Moon Saga)

“Good, now sit down the pizza will be here soon” He licks his lips, pulling his boats and coat of himself then he comes to help me with mine. Baylee hops up beside us smirking at drake. “What squawks like a chicken, runs like a chicken but doesn’t have feathers like a chicken?” She asks him, he purges his lips shrugging “Not sure what?” “My daddy the big scary rooster” She tells him howling in laughter, flapping her arms like a chicken, I nearly fall off the sofa in shock as dad stutters and laughs.
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It Started With a Bet

It Started With a Bet

I said grinning. " Shut up, Sid !! " Bhai said glaring at me and I laughed. " What is the surprise?? " Dad looked at him with amusement. " Dad, it is a surprise! " Sid said. " Have you found a new mom for yourself, who cooks amazing food? " He said and laughed at his own joke. My dad has always had a weird sense of humour... " Hey, dad... bingo !!! You are quite close. " I said. Dad choked on his food. Bhai shook my head and gave water to him. He drank and looked at us with shock.
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Love Sick

Love Sick

one can resist love's pull," he finished, smiling knowingly at me, to which I shot him a small smile of my own in return. "Not even my super smart son. god, how'd you get so smart? I'm sure you didn't get it from me though; my reports cards were always swimming with F's." He gave a hearty laugh as he spoke, and I chucked. "Maybe I got it from mum," I offered. "Well," he drawled. "Well what, Jeff Andrew Moose?" Someone was screwed. Mum crossed her arms, eyeing him down while he just gave a shaky laugh. "Well, Berry Blast, I mean, he must have gotten it from you because you're my super smart wife." "Oh, yeah?" She asked, mauling him with her wooden spoon, with dad giving exaggerated cr
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ALPHA'S BETA MATE

ALPHA'S BETA MATE

she suggested while the rest just stared at the screen, or rather at me, crowded together. "I would rather take the matter in my own hands,” I muttered, low enough so that the rest didn't hear. Apparently, they still did. "Pun intended," my dad joked and Alpha Chris secretly gave him a high-five behind their wives' back. C’mon, Dad ! Mast*rbation jokes ? Seriously ? No one could feel as embarrassed as I did at the moment. It rivaled the ultra embarrassing bathroom meeting we all had a few days back. Mom glared at my dad who shrugged while Alpha Chris grinned. Sigh ! Like Beta, Like Alpha.
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My soulmate

My soulmate

My dad really was the funniest dad you could have and when Neil was there, there were only funny sayings or stories from their past, some of which you couldn't believe . I walked past them and to Dwayne and Debby, who were getting drinks from our garden table. Next to them were four of Judith's friends. They were whispering the whole time and one of them, with really badly dyed blonde hair, kept staring at me. Whispering. look at me Whispering. look at me I took a deep breath and crossed my arms. Debby noticed it too and just grinned at me. "Ignore it!" It wasn't that easy. Finally one of the girls turned to me.
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The Billionaire's Surrogate

The Billionaire's Surrogate

We’d try to stay motionless until one of us rushed off to the bathroom, our bladders on the verge of bursting. It’s a clear day outside. The smell of freshly cut grass drifts through the open bay windows. Baby birds are chirping, waiting for their mama to come back home. I can hear someone playing the piano; it must be my dad. He’s the reason why my brother and I have a love for classical music. “Hey, what do you call a huge pile of cats?” he asks. It’s the only joke he knows, and whenever he tells it, it’s like the very first time. I look in his direction and shrug.
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