Deer Blind Dad Jokes Novels & Stories

I hurled out every effing thing inside my gut. “Damn ! Where did you guys go to party ?” Dad Lucan said as he used his powers of Alchemy to soothe me down. Dad B must have mindlinked him to come up to the washroom. “That is not because of alcohol, dipshit,” Dad B chided Dad J. “What is it then ? Oh God ! Is that deer meat ?” Dad J asked mildly- umm …. horrified ? “Yeah ! We went to hunt together and the poor pup won’t stop spilling her guts out since then,” Dad B worriedly said.

Even Hunter was being a complete sweetheart, and that was why we were here sitting at my parents' table having a family dinner. "So tell me, why can't the leopard hide?" Dad asked, putting down his fork. Mom let out a groan. "Not again, Joseph!" I let out a chuckle as old memories revived in my mind. "Why, dad?" Dad ran his eyes over us curious spectators. "Because he's always spotted!" Mom and I bursted out laughing. "Another one, another one. What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?" "Where's popcorn?" I replied with a smug.

“Is that okay?” “Yeah?” Dizen wasn't so sure if that would satisfy his father or he will throw another corny joke. Whatever it is it's not on him, it's up on his father. They all looked at the old mister Lopez when they heard him cleared his throat after that he let out a big smile on his mouth. Maybe that was the sign they are waiting to see. They remain quiet soon as old Mr. Lopez started speak. “That was a joke, but let me tell you another one.”

“Because he had too many ruff days.” For a moment, I just stare at him, completely dumbfounded. Then, against all odds, a short laugh escapes me. It’s brief, more a huff of air than anything else, but it’s there. If the situation were different, I would laugh and compare his dad jokes with that of Dixie's.

Dad cut the doctor off on time before the doc could start d*cking about complicated medical shit with terms we could not understand. “Try to save your breath, doctor coz we understand only English,” Dad grinned and the doctor rightfully turned beetroot red. “Spare us the scientific nonsense, ex lover. Don’t show everyone that show off is your middle name,” Mom exasperatedly said. Ex lover ? Woah !! No wonder Dad jokes about Doctor Anderus stabbing him on the examination table. Haha.

as if the only thing that exists in this life is you, their precious little gem. “Mom, grandma, grandpa, I will just check on Drake” I stand up and I smile at them. I could still see the small surprise on their faces. But it soon was replaced with joy. “Sure, no problem. Go ahead” “Asking permission like that, it is not like Peter’s son is in the other hospital” Chuckling with his joke, even Grandma did so. Hah... what should we call that? A Grand Dad's joke? pfft...

he said and she grunted at him in disapproval. "Anyway, Sierra aren't you happy to see me, I mean us," he said after mom glared at him to correct himself. "No, I mean yes, maybe. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?" I shouted and they looked at each other for a brief second and mom turned to look at me. They burst into laughter. "She thought we were dead," dad said as they continued in hysteric laughter. I only got more confused by this. Dad glanced at mom as they gradually caught their breaths and stopped laughing. "Anyway, my Sierra bear, this is a story that needs a few hours to tell. There’s a lot we got to tell ya." Dad said motioning for the three chairs near the wall of the cave.

Sure enough, Adrian closed his mouth. "Darling, then I will tell you a joke. There was a toothpick that was walking along the road. Just then, it saw a hedgehog running past the middle of the road, and then it shouted something at the hedgehog. Guess what it shouted? Yes, it is called the hedgehog 'bus'!! Haha, it's funny, isn't it?" RK felt that listening to Adrian's jokes would make him want to sleep even more than listening to him recite poems. This guy couldn't even tell a good joke. What was the meaning of telling a joke that everyone already knew? Would Stella laugh? What a childish kid.

I instinctively shifted to the side to hide the damp patch on my blouse before looking up at him. "What do you mean?" I asked. My eyes flicked past him toward the trampolines. The sight of Julian and Lydia playing there gave me the courage to speak up. The man chuckled. "I'm Finneas Zurick, Zachary's dad. We met at the kindergarten parent meeting," he began. "I've been thinking about you ever since then. I've been wondering when we'd finally get a chance to talk." His words grew more improper by the second. A faint blush spread across my cheeks as I studied him.