Novel & Cerita Dumb Funny Things

as in may S-A-K-I-T I don't feel like fighting, I mean fighting that is tweaked and juggled-- this is a beating heheh, what are you guys thinking about? "What makes you think I'm stupid!?" How did you know? yes, you're really stupid hubby but even so, I didn't regret marrying you because you look like my luck-- Let's not talk about his brain because it's empty, promise I opened it the other day and I was surprised because I didn't see any brain inside his head. Joke, that's just a dream, what are you doing? If I did that, hubby would be dead by now. I don't want him to die yet because I know he's going to die and I'm going to die, it's just a joke again, of course he's going to die, he's not

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

Their stupidity never grows old. Dumb fun amidst serious issues,how stupid and immature. Mature statues, infant brains. I scoff. "You'd have requested ours, we're forever available. We can currently endeavor few rounds if you desire?....." Freya knocks their heads both. "Quit stupidity for once" she knocks again. Serves them right. That definitely sent wisdom waves into their infant skull. "Again you've pulled this family into the mud Caroline" mom begins. "You've once again made us laughing stocks and that we can never accept"she adds.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

If retail therapy wasn’t on the table, I’d take verbal annihilation any day. You see, I’ve mastered the art of throwing bullies off their game. Random jokes, historical references, lines from Shakespeare or sitcoms – whatever makes them pause long enough to question if they’re being insulted. And when the fog of confusion lifts, reality hits. They start to question themselves whether they are stupid. And as we all know they are, it's a lovely moment for self-reflection. I slowly pointed to Tom. “Ah. So you must be Dumb...” Then I pointed to his acne-splotched sidekick. “...and Dumber then.”

Demonte’s POV: What the fuck? It was an insane vegetable love story. I was supposed to show her some romantic movie but what the hell was this. All of a sudden a lady finger emerged along with some cucumbers and sung and dance hilariously in front of us. I had never seen something so much stupid and something so much rubbish in my whole life. Was it for real? How can they make such and stupid story where cauliflower falls in love with stupid cabbage and the villains of it are some weird looking pumpkins and the eggplant are their stupid wedding invitees.

‘Dummy, if I exaggerate, basically you are also exaggerating because we are the same person,’ I reply in a duh tone. ‘Nope, you and I are not the same person because I can also talk now,’ ‘No, you can’t talk on your own I make you talk,’ ‘Whatever floats your boat, honey,’ ‘Don’t call me that idiot,’ ‘stupid’ ‘dumbo’ ‘Hehe, you called yourself dumb,’ winter laughs. ‘Oh, so now we are the same person?’ I mock her. ‘The person you are trying to call has had enough of Kiara’s nonsense and has gone to hibernation. Please leave a message after the beep beeeeeeeeeep.’

I am way too numb to think about what is right and what is not. So I felt nothing when I took the knife and tried to pierce it on my wrist. I felt nothing when suddenly the knife was taken away from my hand and thrown away from my grip. I felt nothing when a pair of black eyes stared at me with a horrified expression. I was too tired to feel anything. "Hey, are you dumb?" A man shouted while shaking my arms and I just gave him a lopsided smile. "I am, I am such a dumb person to believe that fairytales exist. I am dumb. Dumb enough to think that I would ever get a place in the heart of my mate." I chuckled bitterly and the man looked at me with a weird expression.

I questioned, finally regaining myself and coming out of whatever trance I was in initially. They both glanced at each other and then busted into laughter. Ok, what the hell is funny? "The fact that you're dumb is what is actually funny," Arla mocked. "I am not dumb," I retorted. "Accept it, you are," Arla argued, refusing to back down. "You know what it's pointless arguing with you." With that I blocked her, temporarily stopping her from speaking to me. I wonder why she had to be annoying sometimes.