Dumb Jokes That Are Funny

"I love you, Swara. I promise that I'll never let a single drop of tear come out of your eyes," he said while holding her hands. "I don't believe in promises anymore. Promises are lies," she said while jerking her hands back. ♡♡♡ Swara Gadodia, a simple and shy girl who chooses to be silent most of the time because of reasons known only to her. Having grown up with a non-loving stepmother, who hates her, Swara longs for love, always. Enters her life, Sanskar Maheswari, a rude and arrogant man who has no room for love in his life. In fact, he doesn't even believe in the concept of love. Both are completely different from each other, but as they, opposite attracts. Destiny plays its own game, and both are tangled in the web of love. But life is not so easy. Something tragic happens, which is to test their bond. Will their love pass the test? Or, will it crumble down? Will they be able to fulfil the promises they made to each other? ♡♡♡ He is the sun while she is the moon. He is as raging as fire while she is as calm as water. Will these two opposites ever fall in love?

You are mental,no am not am saying the truth vampire are real. Am Alex people don't believe me but I know vampire are real I saw one,now no one believes me,am in a mental institution now am scared someone save me because his coming

( 21+ ) Darren Hawk seorang CEO di perusahaan teknologi terbesar di New York. Di usianya yang terbilang sudah matang, ia ingin mempersunting kekasihnya yang bernama Angela Rawllies, desainer berbakat yang bekerja di sebuah perusahaan fashion terkenal di Paris. Namun niatnya kandas karena sang ibu telah lebih dulu meminang seorang gadis untuknya. Xavia Price, model cantik yang berkasta sama dengannya. Darren berusaha menahan diri untuk tidak memberikan hatinya pada Xavia, namun semua itu kandas dalam satu malam. Dan malam itu menjadi petaka yang menyudutkan Darren. Siapa yang harus dia pertahankan? Angela atau Xavia?

Kau milikku, Maria. Selamanya akan tetap menjadi milikku! Maxime Jaccob Ainsley, seorang lelaki yang sangat membenci wanita karena ulah ibunya di masa lalu. Dia selalu bermain wanita dan bergonta-ganti setiap malam. Sampai suatu hari dia mendapatkan wanita sebagai hadiah jaminan dari seseorang. Sikapnya yang sering berontak membuat Jake semakin tertarik untuk menaklukkan wanita itu. Akankah Jake berhasil memikat Maria atau dia yang terpikat oleh budaknya sendiri?...

Si Hanna Ryeo Gomes ay isang sikat na Fashion Designer kung saan ay pinarangalan siya bilang kauna-unahang Fashion Icon ng bansa na ilang beses manominate sa mga Fashion show, at ang mga gawa niya ay talaga nga namang tumatak at umani ng samot't-saring papuri at karangalan. Kung saan ay nagng malaki rin ang naitutulong nito sa pag taas ng sale at profit sa mga partner company niya. Sa kabila nito ay mas lalong kinilala nuon si Hanna ng mapabalita na ang major sponsor nito ay ang kanyang kaibigan na si KEN LEIGH STANFORD. Ang isang bachelor na Business Tycoon sa bansa na mayroong 100 billion networth. Sya ang ikalawang anak na tagapag mana na nag mamay-ari ng iba't-ibang negosyo sa iba't-ibang bansa. Gayunpaman, sa kabila ng katanyagan at karangyaan ay gagambalain sila ng masakit na nakaraan. Isang katotohanang mag papaguho sa natitira nilang Pag-asa.

"So, take my hand now when I take yours, We are both heading to the same place." Those unassuming days as Trainees under the fictional DayBreak Entertainment were the real starting point for the two of them. While uncertain hopes had brought them there, the music they made together, and each other, had been the foundation for their driving passion. While they were dreaming of the debut that they were certain they would make together, fate played a different card for them. It led to new bonds and new beginnings. Sometimes though, all you really need is an unassuming and yet powerful reminder. "I hope you'll make me your strength as I have made you mine." The relationship between K-Pop idols and their fans have always been built upon perfectly timed happenstance that transcends rational explanations. But then again, maybe all relationships are like that?

Growing up, Cindy Anne Lopez had it all. Fortune, prestige school, loving and protective parents. She was the heiress. The first born of the Lopez Clan. But everything changed when she fell in love. At the age of 16, she met Leo Montes. The son of a very dangerous man. She loved him. She was crazy in love. Find out how she will get behind that mask...

When Cameron signed the marriage contract the clausules were clear enough; in exchange of the money to save her family from bankruptcy she had to give birth to the Ferrer familiy's heir. But what no one knew is she's infertile. Diego Ferrer and Cameron had so much in common. While Cameron lost her twin sister Diego was losing the love of his life, and now they're married under that stupid contract. She was light in a cave. He was a cave with no ray of light. She may be his paradise. He may be her hell. What will happen the day when Diego sees his wife in that table dance, moving her waist in front of all those men who want more? But not only that, what will happen the day when Diego finds out his wife had a son all along and, of course, wasn't his? Maybe, Cameron never lost her twin sister.

WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXPLICIT SCENES AND MATURE ELEMENTS, SUITABLE ONLY FOR READERS AGED 18 AND ABOVE. Read at your own discretion. Once upon a time... He did something to survive university. He became a sugar baby to a wealthy sugar daddy. Several years later, their paths cross again. Unfortunately, he is already married and with a child. He should be keeping his distance, however, after meeting his son, he instantly fell in love with the boy. Despite the confusion brought by the father and son in his peaceful life, his heart glimpses hope after learning he has no wife. However, after all these years, he still felt inadequate. His dark past continues to haunt him like an unrelenting shadow. More so now that the boy has crawled his way deep into his heart. A kryptonite that can be used against him. Will he let the intimidating yet exceptionally gorgeous father disturb his heart just to keep his spot next to the boy? Or, as he did years ago, he is tempted to flee to keep their peace.

ในศตวรรษที่ 25 พ.ศ 2561 ในยุคศตวรรษปัจจุบัน เกิดมี วิวัฒนาการของเทคโนโลยีไปเรื่อยเปื่อย ตามหลักการของยุคสุริยชาติชน ดังนั้น จึงเกิดมี ชาวประชากร และ นักเรียนและบริษัทและพนักงานต่างๆ ที่เกิดขึ้น มากมายในบนโลกนี้ โดยการสร้างบุคลากรและประชาชน โดยการสร้างบริษัทและตึกสูงๆที่ยาวออกไปและสถานที่พักอาศัยอพาร์ทเม้นท์หรือบ้านเช่า ดังนั้น ชาวประชากรทั้งหลาย จึงได้เกิดมา เพื่อทำการค้าและเทคโนโลยีใหม่ๆและใช้ความคิดในความสร้างสรรค์ กันใหม่ๆ ดังนั้น เราทุกคนจึงได้เกิดการมีความคิดและความสร้างสรรค์ในผลงานของตัวเองดังเช่น คนในตระกูล เจียหยง 4 ตระกูลเจียหยงซีเป็นตระกูลที่โด่งดังในทั่วโลกอาณาจักรของในเมืองจีนดังนั้นมีทั้ง บ่อน้ำมันและร้านอาหารต่างๆ ตามทุกสถานที่ในของเขตหน่วยเจียงดังนั้น ในตระกูลนี้ซึ่งมีลูกชายเพียง 2 คน ดังนั้น เขาจึงคิดว่า การที่ได้เรียนจบต่างประเทศทั้งคู่และมาประสานงานต่อกับพ่อของเขานั้นซึ่งเป็นสิ่งที่ดีสำหรับเขาทั้งสองคนคนหนึ่งดูแลในเหมืองน้ำมันอีก 1 คนดูแลในบริษัทในพื้นที่ในเครือข่ายของเชียงใหม่ และในประเทศเยอรมันดังนั้นพ่อของเขานั้นจึงเกษียณงาน