Novel & Cerita Filipino Jokes Tagalog Knock Knock

"Feeling ko kasi may katabi ako, eh. At kanina pa nakatitig sa akin." "Hey, fucker! I'm not an evil spirit!" asik ko bagama't 'di ako nito narinig. Bukod nalang kay Dummy na nagtakip pa ng bibig para itago ang ngisi. "Try to laugh, Dummy, I'll f*cking murder you." banta ko.

Napatingin siya sa may edad na Amerikanong mukhang sini-sermonan si Isa ng matindi. “You—My shoe is a custom made from Italy! Do you have any idea how much this shoe alone costs?” sigaw niya kay Isa habang nakaturo rito. “I'm sorry sir! I'm sorry sir!” tangi at paulit ulit lang na sagot ni Isa sakaniya. Nanginginig ito't rinig sa boses niya ang pangamba at takot. “Sorry? What's the use of saying sorry when you already ruined everything?” he snort. “You Filipinos really don't know anything. Ignorants and reckless people!”