Filipino Jokes Tagalog Knock Knock Novels & Stories

Hindi alam kung sino ang uunahin. "May maliit na bukol..." anunsyo niya. "HA!?" eskandalosong sigaw ni Lulu. "May bukol? Parang hindi ko naman naramdaman kanina," pagdadahilan ko at kinapa rin ang aking ulo. Dun ko lang naalala na nasa ulo ko pa rin pala ang kamay niya kaya agad niyang tinanggal ang kamay niya tila ba napaso.

"Joke lang, hindi naman mabiro." "Tita, nagluto po ako. Ikukuha kita, ha? Para mabilis po kayong lumakas. Hinihintay rin kayo ni lola. Miss na ang kwentuhan ninyong dalawa." Napatango siya sa sinabi ni Shawn. "Sige, hijo. Gusto ko na rin kausap ulit ang lola mo." Tumigin ito kay Shawn saka bumaling sa kaniya. "Tungkol sa kasal ninyong dalawa."

Baka nasa kabilang kanto… may kasama yung babae nung isang araw eh. Wife: May gana pa talaga siyang mambabae? Sige, hahanapin ko muna! (Wife exits furiously. Fernando enters carrying kakanins in a basket.) Fernando : Mga kapitbahay, bili na kayo ng kakanin! (Some residents look at him judgingly and snickering.) Resident 1: Ang aga-aga, ang ingay mong bakla ka. [SIRENA by Gloc 9]

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

hindi ko naman natanong ang pangalan niya at tanging nickname lang. Mabilis siyang napalingon sa ‘kin at nakita kong sumulyap na rin ang ibang tao sa paligid. “Parang mas masakit pang matawag mong mango a,” nakanguso niyang saad kaya naman napakamot ako sa ulo ko. “Bakit kasi kinuha mo bigla yung maleta ko?” inis kong tanong sa kanya at kinukuha ang maleta ngunit ayaw niyang ibigay iyon sa ‘kin.

Her day was already ruined, and this bitch had to add to it! The woman shook her head with a smirk. "I asked you a question, but you didn't answer me!" She rolled her eyes. "Don't tell me you don't understand me? You should tell me, so I could tell you in Tagalog. Okay, I'll repeat my question. Who are you? Don't tell me you are the woman I saw five minutes ago? Is that you?" Then she burst into loud laughter, as if there was no tomorrow. "I could not believe that I talked to a stranger who has slow minded. You are so-called *bobo* (stupid). Is that you?" She continued to laugh, which annoyed Shanelle.

Could he be a scammer? : Kakaiba ka, hindi ako makapaniwala na makakaramdam ako ng ganito. (You're different, I couldn't believe I could feel this way.) I am shocked that he can speak Tagalog. I didn't think I could talk to anyone else who was good at Tagalog except Fritz, Ev, and my parents. : Are you Filipino? You can speak Tagalog... A few minutes passed without anyone replying so I just put my phone down again and closed my eyes.

Kuya Welch: Oh, bawal umiyak, kinasal lang si Louvier hindi namatay HAHAHA. Enjoy reading, and please leave some comments and pa-vote na rin😊

He raises his glass and she does the same. The more time passed, the drunker every single person got. Which definitely means more intoxicated singing. The karaoke classics for Filipinos come out, from Stupid Love by Salbakuta and Halik by Aegis to My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion and Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler. Everyone’s vibes are in harmony, all are having the time of their lives. Megan, Danica, and Felicity even manage to belt out a silly song that they have as an inside joke, entitled Fox Fart News. “HOY!!!!! Ano na?! MCDO NA TAYO74!!!” Naia slurs in maximum volume.

" you can still watch it soon baby, right now Tay, Krist and I should gather all information and strategies that Mr. grey has so that we could use it with you guys" " what the hell" I returned to my senses when my phone suddenly vibrated Off is calling.. what should I do?.. should I answer it? But... " Hello?" (Marupok ka Gun * here in the Philippines we call a person MARUPOK, when the person is easy to tease with or in other terms WEAK.. here Gun, is marupok because instead of not answering the call he immediately swiped and answered it without even thinking 🤔🤔😒😒)