Funniest Glee Quotes Novels & Stories

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

Solange I stared at the message, thumb hovering, and before I could stop it this dumb little smirk tugged at my mouth because he added the pls like a kid begging for candy and it was so stupidly cute I wanted to punch myself. I typed back fast. Me: busy Kael: liar. I see you hiding in the corner like a gremlin. come on, 2 mins. Me: no Kael: I’ll start singing your name across the quad if you don’t

I said to him. “Is that all you have to say?” He shot me a nasty glare. “Yeah… Unless you want some quotes added to it. Leave me alone thou son of Jezebel for I do not have thy time” My lame attempt at a joke seemed to calm him down a bit. “Dude this isn’t funny” He growled. “Hahahaha…what is the color of my teeth?” “Excuse me?” “Exactly my point. Since you didn’t see me shining my teeth, that is to tell you that I wasn’t laughing” I stared at him.

With a wink, she gleefully said, "I'll be seeing you around then, Lucifer?" I barely had the chance to reply. She was out of the coffee shop within a blink of an eye. I let out a breath I didn't even know I was holding and then breathe in and out slowly to give myself the time and breathing room to register whatever just took place and back to work I was. ~~~ "Bro I can't believe you made JJ pee himself," Conner cackled hysterically holding his stomach. His eyes squeezed shut and his face turned a shade of tomato red.

All People pulse around everyone _ Hah hole Because love situation any doubt hey , though course No one believes that Shelly does Okay post . “ Haha , best determined she just _ write harrow to from pay paper white but stop . comfortable roof too go , rot lump day roof are not need right look see the baby worth hate there again then .” zara turn on laugh are not little abstain respect , voice speak full processing ridicule .

“No thanks. While I’d love to sleep with a masterpiece, I don’t exactly appreciate the ones who either talk unnecessarily or are full of shit when they do.” “It’s only shit if they’re things you don’t wanna hear—also known as the truth." Ariana purses her lips in subtle agreement. “Have I ever told you that I really dislike your guts, Montenegro?” “Not in my face, no, but you make it pretty obvious, Gillies.” And he’s grinning so cheekily with the huskiest laugh that a part of Ariana kind of dies inside. Why couldn’t he be funny on a week when Ariana’s humor wasn’t buried six feet under?

No one was going to help me. Instead, I heard laughter, loud, mocking laughter. "Oh, what a pity. Poor Quinn..." I heard one guy say, sipping wine like he was watching a TV show. "Yeah, poor and innocent little Quinn, the whore should have just stripped” another one chimed in. They all laughed again, and it felt like each laugh was a slap to my face. Like I am some kind of joke to them. I couldn’t decide what hurt more; their cruel laughter or the fact they were all recording this mess, making a show of my suffering. So, this is my life now, huh?

She screamed, “Type shii, type shii, you feel me?!” I cracked up, blasting the aux. Out of nowhere, I started screaming, “LULULEMOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!” She joined in, “He said he tossin’, pull me back!” I fired back, “Seems like a Lulu on his ass!” Together we howled, “LULULEMOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!” We laughed so hard we could barely breathe. She wiped her eyes. “We’re singing rubbish, not even the lyrics.”

Vincent says, with a deadly smirk on his face. A loud laughs break out instantly. Vincent leans back further, enjoying himself. “He’s been collecting them like infinity stones.” Everyone laughs at Vincent's comments, but Nathaniel laughs the loudest, and that makes my blood boil. Everyone’s laughing at my expense, and Nathaniel’s fucking laughing? Nathaniel really finds this funny? After everything he did to Dre? Nah, Vincent’s comment isn’t funny, but I know what is funny... mopping the floor with his fucking face...that will be laughable. That will be funny.

Grace says, making the others laugh. “Mother, no one has ever called any of us delightful. Well, maybe Emlyn, but definitely not me and certainly not Emerson,” Riley says. “I am damn delightful, thank you very much,” the big man at the end of the table says. “Said no one, ever,” Riley says. “I think you’re delightful, baby,” Quinn says, and it almost sounds like a purr. “Thank the goddess for mate bonds,” Riley says. “Here! Here!” the entire table says, making everyone laugh again.