Funniest Ways To Die Novels & Stories

Time is running out. Cool summer is thinking of a way out, suddenly, the elevator moved. But instead of sliding slowly, it falls rapidly. This kind of similar news has been seen in cool summer. The elevator falls rapidly, and people die alive in the elevator, being crushed to death, being thrown to death, and dying even worse.

He moved quickly and handed the gun he was holding to Shaira. "What now, Ciara? Maybe you want to beg for your life before we finish you?" Hannah asked, smirking. May the bloodshed, but I would never kneel to the demons like you, Hannah, just to beg for my life. "Are you guys ready to suffer and DIE?" She emphasizes the last word as she playfully smirks at us. I boldly traced her, as if I was going to laugh at her joke. She could no longer frighten me with such a threat because I had been ready for death since I was born. I was born to die. It's been plenty of times since I met death, but he never took me.

“We should quit school and life in general, and all just lie around the house and f-k mindlessly.” Heath laughed. “We’d starve to death.” “But what a way to die,” Rhett’s grin was lazy. “A better way to die than most people live.”

“How dare you treat me this way. You can only take me over my dead body.” “That can easily be arranged, how do you prefer to die. Perhaps by poisoning, beheading, assault or overdose”. Cassandra was pitifully struggling with Jin who dragged her forcefully by her hair. She complained but Caitlin's icy tone came to her hearing.

I want to record this precious moment so that I can post it on I*******m and twitter. #devilchokedtilldeath #freedomonitsway #innerpeace #celebrationtime Please get me some popcorn. I had no intention to help him but I wasn't dressed nice enough to be in the spotlight of the media if he died. So I decided to do the unwanted thing with a stone on my heart. Dying from choking on your own saliva looks quite easy and uninteresting. Doesn't it?? Let's help him so that he can die a painful death later.

Because this was how I was going to die: in a bad wig, pretending to be my best friend. And that was before things got weird.

“Anything to say now?” His eyes rolled back in his head as the last heartbeat pushed what little blood out of his system and he died. The other two looked at each other in fear. “Can’t do it, man!” “How about this? First man that talks, get a painless death. Whoever doesn’t talk, I will make small cuts all over your body. Then I will bring in rats and let them eat you alive until you die…. with my dull knife.” “Wedon’tknowhisname!” the first guy blurted out so fast.

"I wished you passed away in the caravan. Your baby would also be better off dead, too.” As sickness overtakes me and causes me to lose my footing, the words hit me like a whirlwind and reverberated in my thoughts. My voice is shaky all of a sudden, "It's dead. Perhaps you might spread the word and leave me alone. He died in the worst conceivable way of death. Go do what you do best!" I turn to go while shooing her away, tears dripping down my cheek as she smiles at my situation.

Such a relief! Thea told me that I was going to be here a while so I should freshen up. At least they understood the meaning of sanitation! She also told me that if I tried to run away, I’d be shot in the head from thirteen different directions. Um… Yeah… It was cool with me. I told her that I would rather like to die in a snowstorm or due to a volcanic explosion or something awesome like that. I don’t want people not to know how I died. And I wanted to die in a cool way…

“If they did, they’d die of fear” “That’d be hilarious too”.