Funny Dirty Jokes For Adults

“I will give you the chance to walk out of this palace free and untouched. One more word and you will love to remember how it feels to burnt by an Alpha’s wrath!” He said, sending shivers down my spine. “ I, Lord Sebastian Reynolds, rejects you from being my mate and mother of my heir.” ****************************************** In a world where werewolves and humans do exist, ancient secrets and hidden agendas threatens the delicate balance of power. Natasha, a determined young woman, is left devastated by the shocking betrayal of her fiancé and bestfriend, Lauryn, who have been having an affair. Seeking solace in a night of drinking and self destruction, Natasha meets Alpha Axel, a mysterious and handsome stranger who tends to her wounds and offers her a night of passion and pleasure. Their connection is fleeting, but the consequences of her one night stand with Alpha Axel will change her life forever. Natasha discovers that the man she had a one night stand with is Lord Axel, the most feared Alpha lord and she is carrying his child. Natasha decides to confront him with the truth. Lord Axel denies her claims and rejects her as his mate. Heartbroken, Natasha flees with their child, unaware of the dangers that comes with carrying the heir of Alpha Axel. When Natasha encounters Lord Axel once more, he fails to recognize her. Seizing the opportunity, she devise a plan to exact revenge by entering his life as a secret lover. As she manipulates him into falling deeply in love with her again, Natasha carefully orchestrated her revenge. Will Alpha Axel be able to forgive Natasha upon discovering that she has been hiding his heir? Can he protect her and their child from the looming threats of rival Alphas and Beverly’s sinister plans?

He is my only chance at freedom. She is the daughter of my enemy. Will their love survive? Zain As the Sultan of one of the most powerful countries in the Middle-East, I need to find my Sultana. But I don’t intend to have heirs or even get married. Until I stumbled into Nasrin Elbaz. I cannot resist her. So I will claim her as mine. My Sultana. My Wife. My Lover. I, Sultan Zain Al Latif, will propose to Princess Nasrin for a marriage. If she rejects me… Well, I have been told I can be quite persuasive and demanding when I want to be. Nasrin He is a Sultan and I am the Princess of the country he is nemesis with. I don’t belong in his wealthy country that bleeds gold and his Palace. I am trying to hold on to what little freedom I have. No way can I fall for some dirty talking or his obsidian eyes curling with hunger whenever he sees me. Even if my body craves his tender touch and his sinful mouth. I have to get my freedom and find a way to escape the proposals of marriage. Without his help, thank you very much. “I am asking you to marry me.” “Are you asking or ordering, Sultan?” “I am asking, Princess.” I smiled at her. “For now.”

'Just a son from you, and we will go our separate ways. I promise to give you anything you want if you give me just an heir' Those were the words that changed Celine's life forever, and she found herself stuck between Father and son. On her one side is Alpha Kayla, the man who wanted her as a surrogate baby mama to secure an heir, and on the other hand is Bryant, the Alpha's disabled son who would do anything to make Celine, his newly found mate his forever.Meet Celine Coleman, a young lady trapped in the web of Alpha Kayla and prince Bryant, a father and a son obsessed with one woman. Who will she choose between them? Grab your popcorn and go through this journey with me, as our sweet innocent girl find love and solace between the Father and son...

"Were you ever going to tell me?" Lucas snapped, his eyes darkening as he threw the papers and pictures at my face. I didn't need to look at them to know what they were. My heart sank at the pain and look of betrayal in his eyes, but he had hurt me more, and he had no right to play the victim here. "How was I supposed to not do that? You disappeared without a trace!" I yelled back in anger, my fists clenching at my sides as I tried not to cry. Losing her virginity to Lucas was a dream come true for Audrey until he vanished without anything but a goodbye note. She became a single mom and moved on, raising her son on her own and working to take care of them both. Five years went by like a flash and Lucas returned with his fiancee, but this time as her new boss and he didn't even remember who she was. Fate and destiny played a game of second chance, bringing the lost lovers back together. Would they be able to ignore the flame that kindled whenever they were together? Will they let go of the past and embrace the possible future? Or will they let history repeat itself?

Young Elise of the Von Schillers was sent to Giancarlo so he can mentor her secretly. A cynic to love, she manages to draw him in with her innocent charm and cheeky wit, and it is seriously impairing his duties. ELISE SOLER is dreading the day she must face the world as a Von Schiller. But so far she's been distracted by her over-protective and uber-hot mentor, Giancarlo, who is sweetly serious about his responsibilities that it’s driving her nuts. She's never believed the nasty rumors about his connection to a secret and exclusive club that caters to the darkest secrets of tortured souls because, under his blanket of protection, she's never felt more safe. But when he himself confesses about The Secret Sins Club, she has to step back and see with unbiased eyes the real man lurking behind the beautiful mask ...

"..as you can see from the title.. it's our last letter for you..", mom is sobbing as dad said that and he pulls my mom closer to him and kissed her temple, normally I would gag at their affections but this time I couldn't bring myself to do that. ".. we know you had so many questions you want to ask us about.. but time is still time.. we're mortal.. we can't run from it.. like we can't reach the edge of the universe no matter how much speed and power and technology we have today..", he then pauses.

Perjodohan tiba-tiba antara Arabella Swastika dan Rengga Aditama. Mendapat tanggapan yang berbeda dari keduanya. Rengga Aditama seorang pewaris dengan kecenderungan yang tidak diketahui banyak orang termasuk keluarganya sekalipun. Sempat frustasi oleh paksaan menikah dari Mamanya. Akhirnya menyetujui rencana tersebut setelah melihat foto gadis yang akan di jodohkan dengannya. Sekilas perhatian Rengga teralih pada gadis dalam foto tersebut. Membuat dirinya benar-benar tertarik dan antusias dengan rencana perjodohan tersebut. Lain halnya dengan Arabella yang lebih di kenal dengan sebutan Bella. Terkejut bahkan ingin menentang rencana orang tuanya. Namun setelah pertemuan pertama dengan Rengga. Berhasil mengubah pikiran Tika akan sebuah perjodohan. Berpikir mungkin inilah saatnya untuk membahagiakan kedua orang tuanya. Dengan menerima perjodohan ini. Rencana pernikahan berjalan, tanpa diketahui oleh Bella. Bahwa Rengga memiliki sebuah kecenderungan seksual yang menyimpang. Hal ini menjadi tantangan dan kepuasan tersendiri untuk Rengga. Stelah mengetahui perasaanya berkembang untuk Bella. Rengga sering kali menjadi bimbang dan plin plan akan sikapnya. Di satu sisi dia ingin menadapatkan kepuasan dengan terus membuat Tika hamil tapi juga tidak tega untuk menyakiti Bella. Sedangkan Bella, dengan segala sikap baik hatinya. Mampu menerima Rengga apa adanya tanpa mengetahui penyimpangan seksual suaminya. Akankah Bella bisa bertahan atau Rengga memilih untuk menekan kecenderungannya. Hingga sembuh dari penyimpangan tersebut.

(Cerita untuk dewasa, mengandung adegan 21+ dan plot twist) Semula Maura hanya ingin mendapatkan uang yang sangat banyak. Ia ingin pergi dan menjauh dari ayahnya yang sering memukulnya, karena membenci wajahnya yang terlalu mirip dengan sang ibu. Ibu yang pergi meninggalkan suami dan putrinya begitu saja, karena terpikat dengan rayuan pria yang lebih kaya. Ia pun nekat mendaftarkan diri ke sebuah situs terlarang yang memperjualbelikan gadis-gadis perawan dengan harga yang tinggi, dengan nama Virginity For Sale. Situs yang kemudian menghubungkannya dengan para pria kalangan atas yang akan membeli keperawanannya dengan harga yang sesuai. Kesepakatan pun terjadi. Maura dijemput dengan helikopter pribadi menuju ke sebuah pulau terpencil. Pulau yang hanya memiliki satu mansion mewah, dengan pemiliknya seorang pria misterius yang ternyata bukan hanya akan membeli keperawanannya, namun ternyata juga telah membeli... seluruh hidupnya. ***

Agam Dirgantara, CEO dingin namun sableng di mata keluarganya. Lelaki tampan dan juga mapan di usianya yang sudah menginjak kepala tiga, namun tak ingin lagi jatuh cinta, apalagi menikah akibat rasa trauma yang di deritanya. Hingga suatu hari, takdir harus mempertemukannya dengan Inez Letezia, gadis tomboy jago taekwondo. Mahasiswi semester akhir dengan cara yang tak baik, hingga membuat keduanya bertengkar dan bertikai tak ada habisnya. Bisakah keduanya jatuh cinta? Saling melengkapi kekurangan satu sama lain, sebelum akhirnya bisa membantu kesembuhan Agam dari masa lalu yang membayang? Ikuti terus kisahnya.

Charlotte Viscount, sang wanita berdarah bangsawan akan menikah dengan Gabriel Addison, sang Pangeran kerajaan Godnation yang merupakan cinta sejatinya semenjak dulu. Namun, sehari sebelum pernikahan, tiba-tiba terjadi suatu musibah jatuhnya pesawat jet kerajaan yang menimpa Pangeran, sehingga menggemparkan seluruh negeri dan sang kekasih. Dikabarkan Pangeran dan sekretaris pribadinya menghilang tanpa adanya jejak. Suatu hari, Charlotte dan temannya menyadari bahwa kecelakaan tersebut bukanlah kecelakaan biasa. Maka dari itu, mereka menjalankan sebuah misi bersama untuk mencari dalang dibalik insiden ini dan motif pembunuhan sebenarnya. Apakah Charlotte dan lainnya mampu memecahkan semua misteri ini? Apakah sang Pangeran sungguh lenyap dari muka bumi? Apakah Charlotte akan menemukan kebahagiaan barunya atau tetap setia dengan cinta sejatinya?