Funny Dirty Jokes For Adults Novels & Stories

For God's sake, what sort of a joke is that? I admit that we haven't used protection all those times we have had sex with Jerol but, he has a problem, right? Good grief! I am thankful that he is not even here to listen to this stupid joke of this bitch. I mean, can you imagine what he would feel? His reaction?

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

Could it be that a group of people couldn't even deal with a kid? "Yellow Hair, you f*cking joke with me, don't you? He, such a little piece of trash, can ruin your plan?" The middle-aged man said angrily.

I shouted out, barely able to speak. What was even funnier is Andor was hanging in the air naked, and now hugging Cadman bare butt naked. Cadma grimaced and pushed Andor off of him, yelling, “GET OFF OF ME YOU PERVERTED WET DOG FREAK!” I continued laughing their reactions are too funny. I need to do this more often; it relieves daily stress so well.

A man I barely spoke to grabs me off the stool and bends me over the bar. He pushes into me from behind without a word and fucks me so hard my tits bounce against the lacquered wood with every thrust. Another man comes around and grabs my jaw and pushes his cock into my mouth. I'm being spit-roasted on the bar again but harder this time, faster, and I can hear the squelching of cum being churned inside my pussy. I'm so full of cuk that every new cock pushes it deeper and forces more out around the shaft. "Her pussy sounds like a fucking swamp," Diesel says, and the bar laughs and my face burns but my walls clench tighter.

Wet slurping sounds mixed with the low conversation around them. Another man moved behind her. He knelt and rubbed his hard cock along her wet slit. "Well, look what we have here.” He gestured towards her. “Wet pussy. She's already dripping," he said. He pushed inside her pussy in one steady thrust. Aria moaned around the cock in her mouth. The fullness stretched her walls. He gripped her hips and fucked her with firm strokes. Her body rocked between the two men. Thorne sat on the couch and watched. His own cock strained in his pants. "Take them both," he commanded. "Show them what a good toy you are."

“Just gimme the shit, man. I’ll get you the money later. My daddy will give it to me.” “No,” Jon said, barely suppressing an evil laugh. “You pay me now.” “I’ll suck your dick. I’ll suck your dick. Just gimme!” He shoved the soiled hot dog into her mouth and laughed as her filthy gums worked around it expertly. Eyes crusted over, she grunted in appreciation as she fellated the dead meat. Every time she shifted, a new foul smell wafted towards Jon. One way, vomit and stale beer. Another, a yeasty fish. Third, diseased semen. Fourth, spoiled mayonnaise.

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.

Ademola attempted another joke but this one didn't sell. "Guy, that was fücking dry na." Kayode grimaced disapprovingly at Ademola who wouldn't stop laughing at his own dry joke. "Dude, stop laughing. The joke didn't make any sense fa." Ayomide chided and Ademola stopped laughing for once. Henry kissed his teeth and plopped back down to his bed, laying on it as he stared at the ceiling of their room.

The man who created the joke was Nate Brighton. “No wonder I’ve smelled something disgusting, there is trash here apparently,” Nate sneered, followed by the laughter of his two friends. “Hey, did you forget to tell your clerk to clean,” his blonde friend sneered . “Hmm, they cleaned up earlier, but the trash show up again,” Nate explained. “Looks like your luxury car collection is very shiny and makes a hobo seem enchanted,” his long-haired friend said. “Nate, I think you need to be generous with him. Just give a little of your money to that beggar!” Nate’s friend exclaimed and mocking Nicko.