Funny First Text Novels & Stories

Monica asked as Amber shook her head,she let out a little chuckle as she combed Amber's hair. "Well uhh, just write the first thing that comes to your mind" Monica said. "Which is?" "I don't know girl, I don't stay there and I don't know the first thing that comes to your mind I'm not you, but if I got that kinda text I'd definitely text something dirty in return you know to throw him of course in the meeting" Monica said as a smirk crossed her face and Amber thought of what she could actually text that would shake him and sound dirty and innocent at the same time.

And oddly entertaining. But it was a good distraction reading his texts – a stupid, oddly timed, mildly amusing distraction in a world where everything else felt like it was rotting around me – because they made me laugh, even though his texts weren't the kind that made a girl's heart flutter or brought heat to her cheeks. More like that dry, unimpressed laugh you let slip when someone's trying too hard and failing spectacularly. Jaden: > "Okay, I might've been a bit of an ass. Maybe just a teaspoon. Definitely not a cup."

I swiped up and it was a text from Hope. “Don’t hold back baby, a quickie will def relax your nerves!” The next two lines were laughing emojis and I didn’t know when I laughed too. “What’s funny?” He asked suddenly while I looked up. I had no idea he had gotten that close and by the time I knew, my lips were already on his!!!

Nora woke up to a text from Greg, a simple yet heartwarming message: "Good morning, dear. Thinking of you." A smile formed on Nora's lips as she read the message, a fluttering feeling in her chest. She quickly responded: "Good morning, Mr. Greg. Your text just added a touch of colour to my day. Hope you have a wonderful day too." Greg's reply came almost immediately: "Your text just made my day perfect. Can't wait to look into those beautiful eyes of yours. Have a blissful day. You're on my mind constantly." Nora typed her response, a lightness in her fingers:

Using my free hand, I clicked it open. Four more texts popped in. *HI. JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN. SEE HOW YOU’RE DOING.* *DON’T THINK IT’S WEIRD I’M TEXTING FIRST.* *REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT US STILL SEEING EACH OTHER EVEN WITH THE ENGAGEMENT OFF AND ALL* *NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD TAKE ME OUT OR ANYTHING* *MAYBE WE ORDER IN AND JUST YUNNO—* Fuck. The skin between my legs swelled, and I stepped on the gas, my car shooting across the street.

My phone vibrated in my hand and I could guess who the person texting was. THE CREEP. Kira knew I was at work, she wouldn't text me. I FaceTimed my family last night, they wouldn't text. Mykel? I blocked the bastard. Malcolm would never text me, we were done. I nervously checked the text that read, ‘ARE YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE?’ ‘FUCK OFF!!’ I angrily typed, it was the first time I actually took the initiative to text him back. I usually shoved my phone away in the past.

SKY We were living our best life, at last. And I really thought it was the ending of our story, but I guess I was a fool to have judged too soon The first text came quietly like a mistake, like something I could ignore. It popped into my phone and I read it without second thought, I wish I didn’t “I want to have you.” At first I laughed, nevrous and confused Thought it was a prank or something Until the second one came. Then the third.

I just hoped he totally forgot about me and wouldn't try anything that would make me uncomfortable during the course of my stay there. With a final glance in the vanity mirror, I felt satisfied with my look. I grabbed my handbag, exiting the room. As I reached the staircase, my phone buzzed, and I pulled it out to see a text from Williams. 'Goodluck on your first day, bunny. Don't hesitate to quit if anyone stresses you there. Kisses...on your ass cheeks.' My lips spread into a wild smile, my mind on the last part of the text as some dirty images rushed to occupy my mind.

Kali starts laughing even more when she realises which just makes the situation way worse. Fuck this. I’ll just get my food and get the fuck out here. Well try again tomorrow. After I do just that and have made it to my room I realise that my brother didn’t even text us that he won’t show up so I write him a text cursing him out because why not. I go to sleep with the hope that tomorrow will be a better first day than any of the others I’ve had. When I’m about to doze off I get a text which for some reason I get the urge to read and I wish I never did.

All color drained from my face as I quickly sat up in bed. “Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Maybe Collin’s asleep. Maybe he won’t check it. Maybe I can unsend it.” I groaned, leaning my head back against my headboard. There’s no unsending a text message. The air in my lungs froze as my phone buzzed, and there was a new message from Collin. Terrified, I opened the thread to see what he had to say. My message boldly there was the first message ever sent to his number. Cassidy: I can’t believe I’m admitting to this. I just got off thinking about you.