Funny First Text Novels & Stories

I’d known it would be a quiet day and I’d told myself it would be a great chance to study. Then Rig texted me. And he was stupid cute. And funny. My stomach had trilled when I saw his name on my phone. He’d made me snort-laugh with the whole mancard conversation. But when I caught myself grinning at the phone and trying to come up with a funny reply, I’d stopped cold.

In the start it was only about business but few weeks ago there was a text "good morning." Ahad too had replied for it, well it wasn't something suspicious but the conversation have continued afterwards. The text reads. "Have a nice day." Zeenas rolled her eyes reading Ahad's reply "you too." The very same night she have sent him "good night." Well of course Ahad haven't replied. Obviously since I'm with him he won't be able to. He had replied her but the next day. "Haha good morning." "Early bird." The text read.

He was part of the few old people that Galbraith knew who preferred to text and email instead of using pigeons like those stubborn old ancestors of the Lion King tribe. “He said, ‘Sup Babes’ and then went on and on about how he had finished the all the wine he had on him, needed a refill, but couldn’t find a Heavenly Fox outpost where he was.” Clara’s lips twitched when she mentioned the contents of the text. Hearing her words, Galbraith burst into laughter, a reaction that Clara expected but feigned displeasure at. “Stop laughing!” “Hahaha!” “I said stop you moron!” “Haha-ow…okay okay…I won’t laugh anymore.”

The first text came through at 10:15 PM. "Hey, it's been way too long. I've been thinking about you all week. Tell me what you're wearing." I stared at the message on my phone, confused. I didn't recognize the number, and the message was clearly meant for someone else. I should have ignored it. Instead, I typed back: "I think you have the wrong number." The response came immediately: "Damn. My bad. But since I have you... who is this?"

It read: "I'm sorry I had to leave early, I made you breakfast, well something like it (a frowning emoji) wish I could make something better but I can’t handle a knife to chop up the veggies. Sorry. Enjoy that, if you can and oh (a smiling devil emoji) prepare for tonight's game finale (prepare to lose mu ahahahahahahaah (evil laughter I guess). See you tonight beautiful" And each time I read it; it feels like a whole new message. Damn! I was going crazy over a text and I like every bit of it.

So you gotta tell me what's up". "You won't believe it bro. I had sex for the first time today. My dick hurts but it was so good. she nearly killed me".He said amidst jokes. Henry couldn't contain his laughter.He laughed so hard that he fell on the bed, turning his face away from the screen. "Hello...hello"said Fred who is on the other side thinking that he had lost him. "I'm right here. I just couldn't stop laughing. You are so hilarious. Tell me what happened".He replied bringing his face back to the screen.

I pulled my phone out of my pocket to text the trio what I had been wanting to ask them for a while now, hoping that they would say 'yes'. Rolling my eyes as I got into the group message that they had created yesterday to type in with hesitancy. Me: Hi? Their responses were immediate and my heart thundered in my chest with anticipation. Caveman/Angry bird: Hello little one, did you have your lunch? Russian golden retriever: love, Do you need anything? Nial: baby girl, are you okay? I hid the smile crawling its way up my face at their texts. For the love of Gods, Stop Sofia-

JUST FOR ME. ( He replied as I could clearly imagine his face while he's typing this. It's his way of making fun of those aunties and 'cool teenagers'. I laughed. ) Myra ------------ "Lmao bruh 😭 " ( I replied to his text. ) "Omg really ? No wonder it looks so expensive. 🤩" ( I laughed, guessing what he'll reply back. ) Nishant ---------------- "Lol " ( He replied to my first text. ) "It's 36,000 dollars bitch. 💅😎"

Before I called Sofiya, I first looked at her text message. "Since you didn't pick up when I called, I'll tell you here. I can see how sad she looks as she types the message. I found it funny, and it made me smile. I kept going with the message: "I'm having twins."

I couldn't afford to see him right now, and— Without wasting more time, I quickly texted him, my fingers trembling. Me: Please do not come. I'm very busy at work and can't afford any distractions. Hands still shaking, I sent the text, which he quickly read and began typing a response right away. Robert: Oh, you can't afford any distractions right now, and you're suddenly busy at work. But you weren't busy when you sent me nudes earlier right? Reading this text in his voice, I could tell he was being sarcastic.