Funny Guys Quotes Novels & Stories

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

“Don’t be so freaked out. They won’t kill you unless they can think of an amusing way to do it.” “This guy,” said a troll leaning against the tunnel wall trying to get his breath. “He gets it.” “That wasn’t funny,” I said, somewhat annoyed at being driven to the point of hysteria by these knuckleheads. “This is hardly the time or place for your gags.” The trolls continued to rock with laughter. “Can’t think of a better one,” said the one who’d been covered in blood. He wiped a quartz tear from his face. “Your face... priceless.” He burst out laughing again. It sounded like a hallway full of doors slamming shut one after the other.

he's speaking in that ridiculously goofy, high-pitched tone. I couldn't help but laugh a bit. It was absolutely silly, certainly, but you can get that sort of silly that's just funny when you're extremely bored, you know? Tray picked up another can and jumped into the act, drawing a wailing face beside Paul's stick man. The title of the article above read, "Crybaby." Man, Rick, who's normally pretty relaxed, just went and spray-painted a giant middle finger in the middle of everything. The guys just burst into laughter again, bumping into one another like they couldn't deal with how funny this was.

Humans can be dumb and annoying. “I finally kidnapped my ex,” I said. They gazed at me for a moment and immediately burst into fits of laughter. “I think you should try comedy; you are in the wrong place.” I joined them in the laughter. Indeed, people should really believe people; when they say what they say, they mean it. "Okay, what do you guys say that I moved over there and took her?” I said with a sip of vodka. "No, you can't, Jake. I think you should sit this one out. We have tried,” one of them said.

"You're going to shoot me?" Finn's face looks devilish as he delivers the punch line. "Yeah, full of my cum," and then he does that one eyebrow lift thing men do. My uncontrolled laughter has me choking again and he pounds on my back as I reach for a drink. "That is the cheesiest thing you have ever said. I hope you've never used that line on a girl." "Oh come on, it wasn't so bad." He emphasizes the word come and then laughs with me.

"I fucking told you not to fucking move!" Many people reacted loudly, but the person shot screamed his lungs out in pain and fear as the blood pooled beneath him. "Don't make a fucking sound," said the officer next to him. "Who told you to run, you stupid idiot?" The men in uniform made fun of the man who was shot. "He must have thought the boss said to run," one officer chuckled. "I have heard these gamblers' brains turn into mush, especially when they start to drown in their losses," he added with sarcasm in his words.

Joe gave a little moan as the old guy fondled Bambi’s huge jugs. “She’s got a great rack eh buddy?” Joe said to the guy sitting on his left, smiling stupidly. “You can say that again,” the man nodded, sporting an equally stupid smile. “She’s got a great rack eh buddy,” Joe repeated with a laugh, Joe wasn’t exactly the funniest guy in the world, despite his own opinion of himself. The other guy grimaced at Joe’s poor attempt at humor and diverted his attention back to Bambi as she moved on to a young man’s lap and rubbed her warm cleavage in his face.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

"What do you mean? Shouldn't we believe our own eyes?" "Of course." Lucas smiled faintly and said, "Never believe in your own eyes. Because your eyes can also deceive you sometimes." As soon as he said this, more than 20 Gene Fighters of Wild Tiger Mountain all laughed as if they had never heard such a funny joke. "Haha!!!" Hearing the laughter of the Gene Fighters in front of him, Lucas couldn't help shaking his head secretly. He really didn't understand why they dared to laugh. "Interesting. Very interesting!"

In fact, I haven’t been on in… oh… six years, at least. As soon as Grant sees a picture of Will Ferrell doing a beer bong hit, he says, “Seriously? This is your secret hacking lair?” I click the mouse and Al Pacino yells, “Shut UP!” Grant sighs. “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of…” I click again. “I don’t wanna hear any fuckin’ shit, and I don’t GIVE a shit!” JP snorts in amusement. Grant glares at him. “This is not funny. This is idiotic.”