Funny Harry Potter Jokes Novels & Stories

Harry screams running toward the kitchen. "Wait ,what do you mean?" " come in the kitchen and See for yourself" he says so i go to the kitchen and see harry holding two pieces of bread in his hand . Scratch that , he is holding two pieces of burnt bread. I go and check the other two pieces but they are in the same condition . I take toast in my hand , showing him and then shrug. I wait for harry to frown or get angry because i just ruined his breakfast but instead he looks like he is trying to hold his laugh .

Think about what he did just a moment ago. "What's wrong with you? Why are you calling out my name?" Again Alfred asked, wanting to get a serious answer. “That's the fate of a popular person, your name will often be called until your ears itch and your nose sneezes." Harry's jokes, which are always funny, are difficult to take seriously. “I'm? Not really, not popular as you. Just admit it! How many girls have you dated or confess they love to you, huh?” Attack Alfred is very random with topics that suddenly appear.

“How do you even come up with these things?” Harry grinned proudly, leaning back in his chair. “It’s a gift, really. I consider myself a prank prodigy.” “Prodigy or not, you’re going to get expelled one of these days,” Lucas said, his voice light but laced with warning. “And I'm not going to help you this time if anything happened.” “This time?!” I questioned and Harry snorted, shrugging his shoulders. Next, he waved Lucas off. “Nah, they love me. Besides, someone’s got to keep things interesting.”

he said but obviously, Hari thought the other boy was joking and he thus didn't take him seriously. "Ha ha ha, hurt me? How? I know you aren't trained and you don't have any weapon on you. So, pray tell, how would you have hurt me? Or are you a witch and you wanted to abracadabra me?" He said while laughing and Ravi just shook his head. "Abd... abda... what?" Ravi asked all confused because he didn't understand what Hari said. "You know, Harry Potter?" Hari said expecting Ravi to understand but he still had that confused lost look.

After the whole exercise, I decided to wait for everyone else to finish using the locker room just you know to avoid any negative energy and vibe. "Hey ,you still out?" Asked Harry freshly showered. "Yes, going over the games on my pad" "Oh okay, you know it's alright. I'm cool with whatever man but how the fuck didn't you tell me " "Wasn't so sure?" "So dick over pussy?" "Get lost ! Looser " and we both laugh. "What about Sophia and your family " "Well, they are surprisingly taking it well " "Bet pastor saw it in some revelation " "Get lost, how did you guess right" and we both laugh at the expense of the joke about father.

He then said “As I have your husband’s name, you should respect me like your husband. You shouldn’t shout at me even if I was irregular to college, if I get suspended or even if I bring girls to our house. Um... I mean to help me in my studies.” Ugh! Seriously Harry? What an idiot you are? “Oh really!” granny held Harry’s ear and pinched it. “Ouch! Grandpa your wife is killing me. Do something.” He shouted. Granny started laughing hearing his sentence. Harry smiled looking at her and said “I love to see you laughing, gran.” “But not here. Everyone will look at me like a mad one.” She said laughing. I smiled looking at them. Harry always tries to make everyone laugh despite of whatever the si

“Nah, I mean, what could be more interesting than a crime scene where the suspect flees because she heard a sound in the bush?” When I face her, she’s grinning. Sneaky bi-atch. I flip my middle finger at her and trot towards Harry, who’s only a few feet away, ignoring the teasing comments she’s still hurling my way. Harry, of course, is in full host mode, surrounded by students I barely recognize. About a dozen people laugh aloud at something he says, half of whom are probably just drunk enough to think this night is perfect. His hands move animatedly, and a louder row of laughter follows.

And make me rip the paper that records his debt! In a chilly tone, Sara explained, "Stephen's mind is not that we say a guess is a guess. These are the words that Mr. Joe just said. Therefore, don't you think you could spare some time to assist me in taking photographs of the rosehip waiters working at Happy Hill Pub? When Mr. Joe overheard that, he laughed and said, "Of course, Yes!" I will right away have someone else take care of that! *** The door to the wolf room was smashed open with a loud "Boom," and the tall figure that entered was none other than Harry Potter himself.

“You almost cried over food.” “Because this is heaven.” We both laughed again. For a while we just sat there talking about old memories while we ate. High school drama, teachers we hated… everything we could remember. “You know…” I sniffed, wiping my running nose“Remember when you failed your chemistry test because you wrote your nickname instead of your real name?” I burst into laughter. “You promised never to mention that again,” he groaned. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. “You should’ve seen your face when the teacher shouted ‘Who is Harry Potter?’”

Orion snorted, sending a spray of toothpaste into his beard. "Harriet, what kind of half-baked remark was that?" I shot her a dirty look. Harriet was losing her touch, if that's all she could come up with as an amusing comment. "You know, in Harry Potter, Harry could hear the snake moving around in the pipes." Harriet shook her head as she crossed her arms defensively. "I could hear you through the pipes. You guys were so loud I couldn't hear the echo of my own moans." I hopped to my feet and waddled over to the couch. I placed the back of my hand on Harriet's forehead. "No, you don't have a fever. Harriet, honey, I think that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard you say."