Funny Inside Jokes

Paano kung malaman ni Ralfh na ang taong mahal niya ay ang matagal na niyang hinahanap? Matatanggap pa kaya niya si shannie? Ipapakulong ba niya ito?or hahayaan niya na lamang ito? Ngunit ang nais niya mabigyan ng hustisya ang kanyang ina na matagal na niyang hinahangad. Anu ang dapat gawin ni Shannie upang maiwasan ang paggawa ng mga bagay na ayaw niyang gawin?

WARNING: This book is dripping in sin. It contains unapologetically explicit smut—raw, steamy, and wildly taboo. If you're not into filthy fantasies, solo indulgence, beast x human, wolf x wolf or human heat, dominant billionaire bosses, fae seductions, or lust-fueled encounters with no strings attached, turn back now. But if you're craving a no-holds-barred ride through 170 explosive, pulse-pounding steamiest stories that will leave your body aching and your imagination on fire, welcome, my daring guest. Everything here is pure fantasy, purely mine. Read at your own risk... of intense arousal.

This book is a must-read for teenagers. It brings out the emotional and physical countenances of most teenagers, in verisimilitude. Anderson Simpson and his friend, Harrison Edgeton, are in for an adventure that would blow your mind. They discovered things about themselves that they never knew or understood, when they went back through time, with the help of an old Time Machine of “The Time Gods"

Upon discovering her newfound abilities, Sky Bloodworth is engulfed in awe, fear, curiosity, and determination. As she embraces her role as an alpha werewolf and banshee, she uncovers that her parent's death was no accident and that there is someone intent on preventing her from taking over her father's pack. Alpha Max is resolute, determined to stop at nothing to claim her as his Luna.

I was just a healer, never meant to matter to the Alpha. But one night changed everything. One night of passion, of promises whispered in the dark and then he ran back to her. Now, I carry his child. And she still holds his heart. In a pack torn by loyalty, war, and fate, I must fight not only for my unborn baby, but for my own place in a world that sees me as second best. He says he loves me now. He says he’s changed. But how do you trust a man whose soul is tied to someone else? When a threat rises that could destroy everything, the bond between us will be tested. Because this isn’t just a love triangle. It’s war. And someone’s heart will shatter before it ends.

Niat hati ingin menyusul tunangannya, Melinda dikejutkan dengan hal yang tak terduga. Sang tunangan-Bimantara terjatuh dari lantai tujuh tepat di depannya dan dinyatakan meninggal. Gerald Abiyasa selaku Sekretaris Athena Holding yang memberi tugas pun bertanggung jawab dengan membiayai prosesi pemakaman dan biaya rumah sakit. Demi kepentingan pribadi, Gerald menjadikan Melinda istri kedua lewat pernikahan kontrak dengan izin istri pertamanya, Naura Sabela. Naura yang terlihat baik, diam-diam menyusun rencana untuk menghancurkan sekaligus memanfaatkan Melinda. Namun, kebenaran tentang kematian Bima yang mulai terungkap, membuat kehidupan ketiganya menjadi kacau. Bagaimanakah nasib Melinda setelah menjadi ‘orang ketiga’ dalam kehidupan Naura dan Gerald? Serta, ada rahasia apa di balik jatuhnya Bima hingga membuat Melinda terpaksa menjadi istri kedua?

Setelah lulus dari program pelatihan sosialita, adikku bersumpah akan menikah dengan orang kaya. Demi merekayasa pertemuan yang tidak disengajakan, dia mengemudikan mobil baruku dan ingin menabrak bagian belakang mobil Hayden Stewart, seorang sosok berpengaruh di komunitas kalangan atas Kota Gatrea. Aku menginjak rem tepat waktu dan memberitahunya bahwa anggota Keluarga Stewart tidaklah bodoh. Keluarga kami juga tidak mungkin sanggup membayar ganti rugi mobil Hayden. Setelahnya, Hayden mengadakan resepsi pernikahan mewah nan megah yang menggemparkan seluruh negeri. Adikku merasa sangat cemburu dan mengatakan bahwa jika aku tidak mencegahnya waktu itu, dia pasti bisa menjadi pengantin Hayden. Berhubung menaruh dendam terhadapku, dia pun menabrakku dan membiarkanku mati.  Pada saat aku membuka mata lagi, aku sedang duduk di kursi penumpang depan. Adikku tersenyum penuh percaya diri sambil menatap lekat-lekat mobil mewah di depan. “Begitu melihatku, Hayden pasti akan sepenuhnya terpesona. Nanti, aku nggak usah kemudikan mobil bobrok ini lagi.” Kali ini, aku tidak mencegahnya. Dia pun menginjak gas dan menabrak mobil sport bernilai 100 miliar itu.

Freya Laurent returns to the Blackwood Pack after five years, eager to reunite with her adoptive family. But the moment Alpha Dane, the man who's been her protective brother since childhood sees her, his wolf claims her as his fated mate. ‎ ‎Caught between duty and desire, Dane fights his primal urges while Freya struggles with dreams and an inexplicable pull toward the one man she shouldn't want. When jealous warrior Selene allies with rival Alpha Viktor, their attacks awaken ancient powers within Freya. ‎ ‎She's not just human. She's the Moon Goddess's last descendant, and everyone wants her power. ‎ ‎Can love conquer blood? Or will destiny destroy them both?

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

If these three months pass and I don't shed a single tear because of you, Chris... you will apologize to me and my family at the door of our home in my city, on both knees in our neighborhood! His eyes narrowed and shone intensely, only seconds until he came towards me and I was still leaning on the door, he stood right in front of me and raised my chin with his left hand.. He forced me to stare at him and said coldly: I apologize to you?? you ?! I have heard many jokes in my life..but a funny joke like this..I have never heard of it..this was what our agreement stipulated before I threw myself into his world, but events took another turn that I did not expect..who are you!! Which one of them would you be? What is the nature of your colorful world?! Rather, the most important.. What is my fault in all these intertwining and where fate takes me?