Funny Insult Names Novels & Stories

Don't tell me they're going to have lunch with the same table as our? "You, brat! Are you always stupid? Or are you making special effort today? What's with your dumb brain and even think of joining the contest?" He insulted Zaina and sat down next to her, so was Kalex and Denver. "Duh! Who says I am going to join?" She replied to Yuki and slowly raised her right brow, "You're dribbling sh*t again, you as*hole lunatic." I just shrugged of what they were talking and started eating my lunch. A pair of idiot is no fun sometimes. They're just good of pestering people's stillness.

he shouted, but Lisa just laughed. "Oh, I dare," she said. "And by the way, 'incompetent' is not an insult when directed at you, Mr. Miller. It's a fact”. Lisa said and laughed. Lisa didn't stop there. She continued to ridicule Leon, her voice dripping and laced with sarcasm. "Oh, I'm so impressed. The great Leon Miller, brought down by his own ego and incompetence. You know, I've seen high schoolers with more professionalism than you."

ucking believe a slut like you.  You would be sued for defamation of Laura’s character and I hope she makes sure you rot in fuc.king jail where you fuc.king belong like a disgusting flea you  Bit.c.h  Sl.ut  W.h.ore ‘Her use of this much language is hurting my already tired brain cells. Can’t she type on sentence without the F or B words?’ I sighed as she rained colourful insults on me one after the other. Again, I was reminded that sometimes demons can look innocent and harmless, like Laura.

she whispered, her voice soft but firm. Him. The way she said it made Sana’s jaw tighten. “Aariz?” Sana’s voice sharpened, laced with venom. She leaned in closer, her words hushed but cutting. “Do you have any idea what kind of man he is? You think a man like Aariz Seikh Pataudi could ever belong to someone like you? Darling, you’re nothing but a… distraction. Pretty, yes. Innocent, sure. But in his world, innocence doesn’t last.”

Well that explains his lack of respect towards women. "So you're a whiny-ass piece of shit, a man-child, I presume?" I ask with mocking smile on my face. His smiled was wiped off his face clean off, and he looked at me enraged. "Bitch, what the fuck did you just say?" he growled, and the other two stopped laughing as well. Having caught the tension. They were too busy in their heads they haven't even realized I was throwing them an insult. "I said," I paused, crossing my arms against my chest. Their eyes quickly dropped to my cleavage peeking through my blouse, and I smiled, "You're a whiny-ass piece of shit man-child, at best, couldn't make the right decision without mommy standing by you?"

“Well blame it to the ‘QUEEN’! Ugh! She always has to lie that I want to be called that and our fans are the royal companyans! Since then they keep calling me ‘Princess Anya’! Eulck!'' She then sticks her tongue out like she’s gagging. “Princess Anya. Hmm…” I said. “Sounds like a porn star name.” “Excuse me?” She looks at me with the same look but instead, she looks more confused than disgusted. I just look at her and I start to giggle again. “Hey! That’s not funny! That’s just rude…And bullying~!” “Pft! You call that bullying?” “Not really." She shrugs. "I’ve gone through something much worse than that.”

While two mature people among them, who were standing there, seeing and hearing with sighed. "What can be expected from her, she only suggests childish and foolish things." Jenny scoffed. Sohu erupted "Why what's wrong with this name?" She looked at Jenny. "It sounds like a baby nickname, not a brand name," Jenny replied sarcastically. The others were nodded in agreement. "Okay, then if you have another name in your mind then tell us." Sohu folding her arms in front of her chest she said "Then I will tell you that why I chose this name."

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

As though I'm much more attractive with that ridiculous animal. "My God Ruv you and your bad habit of calling bad nicknames through animals, in the past you called Ranie as red panda RP in short I remember how Ranie was so angry about that and so you changed into much cornier which is Hedgehog and she was still angry about it" Shmue getting nostalgic about the past and bringing up me. My motions were halted when I heard Shmue speak my name, and I waited for Dum's reply. To be honest, I'm still mad at him for calling me such names in the past!

Colt speaks before walking away. “Babes, bitches is a name for women in the bikers community, along with sugarbutt. It wasn’t an insult,” King smirks at me. “Insult or not, I won’t be called a bitch,” I argue. “Fuck Babe, calm it,” he laughs. “No, King, I won’t calm it, and stop calling me Babe,” I argue. “What’d ya rather I call ya? Bitch, sugarbutt? Miss? Professor, or teach?” His mouth kisses my neck. I go to argue and hear someone.