Funny Lotr Novels & Stories

“Don’t be so freaked out. They won’t kill you unless they can think of an amusing way to do it.” “This guy,” said a troll leaning against the tunnel wall trying to get his breath. “He gets it.” “That wasn’t funny,” I said, somewhat annoyed at being driven to the point of hysteria by these knuckleheads. “This is hardly the time or place for your gags.” The trolls continued to rock with laughter. “Can’t think of a better one,” said the one who’d been covered in blood. He wiped a quartz tear from his face. “Your face... priceless.” He burst out laughing again. It sounded like a hallway full of doors slamming shut one after the other.

He said out loud. "Hey shush, what? Why are you being so dramatic?" Iliya tried to calm him down. "Dramatic! He ran his hands through his hair expressing his fright. "If you're really the Elf Princess, then these are real, real warriors?" He took a glance at all of them again. "I feel like fainting" "What's the plane, young Meiv?" Peregrin questioned. "Plan?! …" The tone of his voice suggested that he had no idea what he was talking about and they must really be crazy.

I shouted out, barely able to speak. What was even funnier is Andor was hanging in the air naked, and now hugging Cadman bare butt naked. Cadma grimaced and pushed Andor off of him, yelling, “GET OFF OF ME YOU PERVERTED WET DOG FREAK!” I continued laughing their reactions are too funny. I need to do this more often; it relieves daily stress so well.

he said. Frodo chose that moment to waddle in wearing the tiny blazer, the apology sign swinging from his neck. Freya trotted beside him, full drama queen in her sparkly tutu. Daniel stared at them. Then he burst out laughing. Really laughing…..head tilted back, eyes shining, full belly-laugh. This was the second time to ever see him laugh so hard. “That,” he said, “is the most absurdly adorable thing I’ve ever seen.” I smiled. “So… you’re not going to send them out or return them to the streets?”

The darkness outside surrounds him like a doom, and each step he takes is precise as he walks towards the small crowd of warriors drinking around the bonfire. Then, he sees him. Luca’s gaze becomes a red haze at the same time Gildor smirks at him. “Fellow warriors, let's give a toast to Luca!” He raises his cup in the air and most of the warriors cheer. Taking a sip, Gildor walks towards Luca who is as still as a rock. “I see why you kept him for yourself now, I left him in one piece, didn't I? No need to be this angry, we are colleagues after all,”

My grandmother called me a born warrior, whatever she meant, which I didn't mind. "Cool," I said I'm not interested. The second time the old man spoke, he began. Legolas rushed at me like a mad bull. "Legolas, my advice, talk less," I smirked. "Actions speak louder than words." In 3 minutes, yes, I count. The duel between Legolas and I ended with him at my feet, and my sword at the back of his neck. “Damn it, cousin.” Jolie cried out like a crazy woman.

While Thorin would be dressed half decently, I know Isaac would be a lost cause. Walking towards the hall, I stop and laugh when I see Thorin and Isaac. They are in royal blue suits, but that isn’t why I’m laughing. They are currently fighting to mess up each other’s hair. Walking to them, I pull them apart. “Really?” I look down at them. “He started it, Mummy.” Thorin glares at Isaac. “Well, now it’s finished,” I state and watch them nod; turning, I go to grab Lotta’s hand and see Thorin move and mess up Isaac’s hair while laughing.