Funny Lotr Novels & Stories

I wondered if they deliberately had shown these to humans earlier. 'Let me kill those idiots!' Thorin was excited. 'I'm not content that I put their king in the dungeon. Let me tear them apart!' I smirked at how vicious Thorin was. 'The floor is yours!' I told Thorin, and he let out a menacing growl, stopping the fight.

Arjuna interjected, not wanting to lose. As a result, their laughter broke out again. Because they managed to make Erlan their punching bag. "You two dare to laugh at me? I'll stuff your mouths with that transvestite's underwear! Do you want that?" Erlan exclaimed, getting more annoyed at Dio and Arjuna who kept laughing at him. But instead of stopping, the two of them laughed even harder hearing Erlan's words just now. "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." their laughter broke out even more.

“I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! “ “Is he seriously quoting The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of the King right now?” Alex asks the table, but his mate shushes him. “I picked up on the three different Game of Thrones quotes, myself,” Lumi tells his son. “I caught one or two of those as well,” Chad says with a chuckle. “So he is quoting movies, books, and tv shows to us to what? Get us in some kind of fight

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

I tried not to make any noise by biting my lower lip. He got to his feet and tried to bend over, making a crackling sound on his back like an elderly man. On his last sound crack, he smiled and stated, "Ah, that was a relief..." Legolas glared at me and muttered, "What's so funny?" when he spotted me smiling at him with my teeth exposed.

Eugene clapped angrily, laughing mirthlessly, only to shout at him with extreme anger "Fuck me, you, and every scoundrel in this world. This is the silliest excuse I've ever heard in my life. Do you want to give me a heart attack? Do you want to send me to the grave?" Galadriel stroked his ear, as if he wasn't listening to him, to say sarcastically “You cracked my head, you talk like girls, how about you dress like them too?” Eugene looked at him calmly, before slapping his face while pretending to cry and saying sadly

Interesting, really, how Zelda wrapped the bandage, as she was bent really close to Lannon, and he himself didn't seem to mind. Zelda was laughing at something Lannon had said. Which was odd. Zelda didn't laugh, and I didn't know Lannon to be especially funny. "Has the near death experience made you funnier, Lannon? What, you came out of the day's long unconsciousness with jokes to tell?" I asked, faking a serious look. Lannon laughed, and the laugh ended up with him dissolving into a fit of coughing, with Zelda offering him water. She didn't seem to find anything else funny. Well.

I find it very amusing that Uhtred went from a big scary tough werewolf ready to rip my head off, to looking like a little boy on Christmas morning opening presents. All over chocolate glazed donuts. Note to self, throw donuts at Uhtred when he’s mad. I try my hardest not to laugh watching him stuff his face but when Viola starts laughing, I couldn’t hold it any longer and then everyone else joins in, even my dad chuckles.

All they wanted was victory. As they began to ponder this, a crisp laugh was heard among them. The person laughing was Remus Light, a participant from the Kingdom of Jorar who was considered the strangest by Gale More. Gale gave a confused look to the man standing just a few steps away from him. "Why are you laughing? Have you gone crazy, kid?" one of the officers replied . Remus' laughter subsided and he immediately replied, "Why should I go crazy? I feel like you guys are the ones who are going to go crazy in a moment."

They were protected from the lost souls and the creatures of myth but still the temperature of the wastelands was unbearable even for immortals. "I have been roaming around the world in search of my batshit crazy diamond. Gold helps her once I get my hands on her." Aric laughed at his words. Aidan froze at the sound of the king of the beast's laughter. He had never seen him laugh. It was the first time he saw Aric laugh. "Dear Moon! It feels so good. I almost forgot how it feels like to laugh." Aric said in a shaky voice. Aidan looked at his friend in pity, Aric had no idea what awaited him beyond the wastelands.