Funny Lotr Novels & Stories

Chi Ruan was so angry that she crossed her two paws in front of her chest, holding her breath and making her face bulge, her eyes glanced at a strange stupid beast that she saw blinking continuously at herself, and she said in shock, "This this this, what is this thing? It looks so stupid! Hahaha!" Zhi Ruan see Gollum beast cute stupid stupid look, pointing haha laugh more than, Gollum beast inclined his head, blinking a pair of big eyes to look at him: "Gollum ...... ha?" Then the back suddenly gave birth to a pair of wings to, fly to the front of Zhi Ruan, a wave of the hand, bang, directly to him fan flying, Zhi Ruan ruthlessly crashed into a large tree, immediately will be that two peopl

The Cabin In The Woods Thirty-Five: Elijah We run around for hours on end. Me chasing her, her chasing me. She is really fast that I can hardly keep up with her and every time she chases me. Well, she tackles me down to the ground even though I’m bigger than her she actually can hold me down. Her or her wolf likes to lick me on my nose. To my surprise Aragorn doesn’t seem to mind her doing what she wants to do with us. “That’s because she is too cute to get mad at. Look how cute and small she is thinking that she is a barny bad a*s.” I say laughing at him. “What’s so funny?” He asks me, sounding annoyed with me all of a sudden.

“Dude, do you want me to give you a mirror? You got disgusting holes on your oily face. You’re a motherfucking kraken.” Gollum passively snickered at her comment. “But one of you is clearly out of place,” added Gray. “I mean, look at him.” She gestured her hand toward Gollum with a jeering expression. “One of you is clearly one of the irreplaceable cast of The Hobbit.” Fakey, Ursula and the tentacled-faced man who looked half the old man’s age couldn’t help but chortle at her remark. Gollum, on the other hand, was obviously displeased.

"Hobbit is one of the 7 dwarves?" Mr. Anton asks laughing and Oliver must be about to pass himself off laughing so hard. "No... it's... from the movie Lord of the Rings," Oliver says between laughs. "Yeah..." Mr. Anton says and starts laughing. "I may not be a giant, but I'm pretty! You're a mess, Oliver." I say angrily, sitting down on the bench. "Easy, little one..." He says laughing and I'm grateful when I see that we've just arrived at the airport.

“Oh my! I’m so scared! You’re going to pass down a sentence to me? Are you a judge? My goodness, it looks like you have been touched in the head. How could you possibly be this interesting of a person? “Are you going to call in a sniper from the CIA and end my life with a single shot? “You want to see how far I’m going to go with this, eh? Heh…” After that, Thorin began running inside the private room like a fool, seeming overjoyed as he ran further and further. “See, I’ve come this far. I can go even further if you want. So, would you like to try me?” At that moment, Thorin was a happy man as he had fun mocking Javier. On the other hand, Javier merely looked at him as if he was enjoying a m

He rolled his eyes and started to get out the needles. "Oh yeah, I forgot. My bad." I nodded at him. He just looked at me for a sec before we both burst into laughter. "Oh my go- That was-" Laughed some more. "Hilarious. I mean- Gandalf's grandson?" "God I miss you kid." He wiped a tear of laughter from the corner of his eye. "Me too Danny, me too." I said back. And I do, I really do. This was my sense of normalcy.

Although, I couldn't understand the reason why the young warrior said ‘I just got lucky’. “What if it wasn't luck as you guys believed?” Suddenly, they burst into a loud laughter in unison. “Really?” “Then what is it?” One of them surged forward. “Or you've also got some magical gift like Maddie does?” They chuckled softly, grinning before they burst into an erupting laughter. I frowned my brow at what seemed embarrassing to my image. “What exactly is so funny?” …And who the hell is the ‘Maddie’ in question?

“I’m just saying, if we’re all gonna go down, I want that image burned into my soul first.” Selene looked back toward the sky. “We’re not going to go down.” “Didn’t say we were,” Darius said, eyes scanning the treeline. “But if I do die, I want the last thing burned into my soul to be something funny. Not fire or screaming or your serious face. Just… something stupid and hilarious. Preferably someone else’s embarrassment.” Theoden glanced over, a brow lifted. “Like the time Luka tried to shift mid-sneeze and got stuck halfway?”

Logan yelled, exaggerating the situation. “You, dumbass, where is our real friend?” “Do you want to die?” I snarled at them. Thore was laughing so hard while watching us. “Look at him, Raylie. This is the elegant and fashionable kind of guy.” Loki pointed at Thore. Thore stood up and posed like a fashion icon. I glared at them. So, these punks enjoyed this, huh! That book was indeed useless! I irritatingly turned to my food and started eating.

He then pointed to me and introduced me as his beta, but when she extended her hand, I just walked away. “I mean no disrespect but is he always an ass-monkey?” I heard her ask Legolas . Legolas just laughed at her and then hollered out, “Yep pretty much. So called ass-monkey threatened to mess up my hair!” She started giggling at his comment. Holy shitballs. Her laugh. It was so intoxicating. I had never heard her really laugh up close before. It had Maddox wanting to just wrap her up in our arms forever. “Ass-monkey. That’s a new one. Mind if I steal that?” I heard Legolas ask her.