Funny Love Quotes

They say that psychos can never love. But what if a psycho falls in love? It sounds like a joke, doesn't it? But he punishes the people who make fun of his love in front of him. A ticket to hell. He is a psycho, A serial killer, A ruthless ruler, And what else? An Obsessed Lover. His heart decided to beat again, only after seeing her. He was drawn to her not only by her beauty but by her innocence. Because even the devil himself feeds on innocent souls. Her laughter settled in his ear. Her smile gave him breath and her face made his heart beat. Having found the reason to live once again, now he did not want to lose it. Now she had become a means of living for him. Why? Because have we not known from the beginning that love conquers all? Her innocent love conquered his evil but in the midst of all this, she lost her soul. How? Because he snatched it from her. He used his evil ways to get her and that is how he broke her. Injured her. And that was the reason, she could not love him back It was complicated. A pure venom was inflicted by him. In her. It was so toxic that it just made her soul leave her body. His insanity proved fatal. But whatever others say, the feeling was pure. It was naive and that is why it is still called Love.

He is born with no idea how to love others. The darkness and cruelty in his bones is his irreparable personality. But one day, God pitied him and planned to give a blooming moon to him. And there is a ray of light in his life from then on named 'ALDEN' But Destiny played with this poor man and he lost his love but now he is back after 4 years to take what belongs to him. "If there is an angel in the world, it must be like you", Kang DENNIS This is a boys love Story with mature content. Thank you ShineeSunshine ️

“คุณแบล็คครับ คุณเอวาทำงานอยู่ที่บาร์XXครับ” “มึงว่าไงนะ!” “กำลังเต้นรูดเสาอยู่เลยครับ” มาเฟียหนุ่มวางปืนสุดหรูที่เพิ่งได้มาเป็นสินค้าใหม่ทันทีด้วยใบหน้าที่บอกบุญไม่รับ บาร์XX เสียงเพลงอีกทึกครึกโครมแสงไฟอันน้อยนิด หญิงสาวนุ่งน้อยห่มน้อย หุ่นเพรียว ผิวเนียนจรดทั่วทั้งตัว กำลังเต้นรูดอยู่บนเสาเหล็กเงาวับกลางบาร์ด้วยท่าทางพาเอาหนุ่มๆของขึ้นไปตามๆกัน “ไม่ได้กลัวตายเลยถูกมั้ย” เสียงทุ้มต่ำของชายหนุ่มร่างสูงรูปหล่อผิวขาวใส่ชุดดำสนิททั้งตัวพรางมีแมสสีดำปิดใบหน้า หญิงสาวเหมือนค้างกลางอากาศ แต่ก็ยังคงเต้นต่อจนกระทั่งชายหนุ่มปลดแมสสีดำสนิทที่ปิดหน้าลงจนเผยใบหน้าเต็มๆ “วอนตายมากซินะ” แบล็คเอ่ยพร้อมสายตาแสนน่ากลัว “ว๊ายยยยยยย” ผลัก!!!! ทุกอย่างเกิดขึ้นเร็วมาก หญิงสาวหล่นร่วงลงมาจากเสาที่กำลังเต้นเมื่อตกใจใบหน้าของชายหนุ่มที่ยืนจังก้ามองเธอตรงหน้า

คณะสถาปัตยกรรมศาสตร์ “รินทำไม่ได้เลย รินไม่เข้าใจ” หญิงสาวเอ่ยงอแงเมื่อเธอไม่สามารถทำตามในงานที่อาจารย์สั่งให้ทำส่งในศุกร์นี้ได้ “ไหนขอพี่ดูหน่อย” ลีวายเอ่ย พรางหยิบงานที่ฟารินงอแงไม่ยอมทำ “พี่ลีวาย ทำให้รินหน่อยนะๆๆ” “ถ้าพี่ทำให้ อาจารย์ก็รู้ซิครับ” ลีวายเอ่ย “อาจารย์จะรู้ได้ยังไงคะ เรารู้กันสองคน”ฟารินเอ่ย “พี่อยู่ปี3 ทำงานส่งอาจารย์จนอาจารย์จำลายเส้นได้หมดแล้วครับ แล้วน้องปีหนึ่งแบบน้องฟารินเนี้ย จะใช้ลายเส้นพี่ปี3ไปส่ง จะรอดได้ยังงไง” “แต่รินทำไม่ได้นี่คะ….” “เฮ้อ งอแงแบบนี่แล้วพี่จะทำยังไง”ลีวายเอ่ย “ไม่รู้ค่ะ” “งอแงไม่เข้าเรื่องเลยเรา” ปากบ่น แต่มือก็ยังคงเริ่มร่างงานที่ฟารินบอกทำไม่ได้ “พี่ลีวายใจดีจัง” “ใจดีแบบนี้ ให้พี่เป็นแฟนได้หรือยังละครับ” “คะ!!….” “เอากลับไปคิดดูก่อนก็ได้” ลีวายเอ่ย

Sharanya Sharma, a kind innocent and beautiful girl. Arnav Singh Raizada, handsome, successful and arrogant CEO. She is an angel. He is an ogre. She is the embodiment of love. His heart is full of hatred and revenge. Arnav was rude and arrogant, but his heart was like coconut, it was soft inside. He falls for Sharanya and her innocence. But the things twisted and one incident changed his life. He started hating her and the hatred was beyond the limit. Arnav's mother dramatically forced Arnav and Sharanya into marriage. He took signed on the divorce papers along with the wedding papers. He just made a contract while marrying her. Will Sharanya be successful in gaining a victory over his heart? Will she able to awake his love, his feelings stifled in his heart for her? Let's embark on the glorious journey, filled with love, hate, drama, jealousy and sacrifice...

"Hello Bestie.. Kumusta?" sagot ni Roldan sa kabilang linya. "Bestie, help!!!! Hindi ko na kaya" habol ang hininga na sagot ni Carissa. "Bestie, what happened.... Saan ka ngayon pupuntahan kita" natataranta na sagot ni Roldan. Humihikbi na sumagot si Carissa " Dito sa park Bestie.. Please puntuhan mo ako.. Hindi ko na kaya... Nakipaghiwalay na siya sa akin...... Ang sakit...... Sakit.." sumisigok na sagot ni Carissa. Halatang pinipilit na lang nitong magsalita. "Saang Park Bestie??? Please hold on.. Wag mong masyadong isipin ang problema.. Pupuntahan kita diyan promise.. Send mo sa akin ang location mo ok????... Tarantang sagot ni Roldan. Hindi sumagot si Carissa.. Patuloy lang ito sa pagluha. " Hello Bestie naririnig mo ba ako?? Send mo sa akin ang location mo Para napuntahan kita." halos nagmamakaawa na wika ni Roldan. Alam niya kasi na wala sa huwesyo ang kanyang kaibigan baka mapahamak ito. "Bestie please magsalita ka naman. Sige na send mo na sa akin kung saan ka. Paalis na ako.... Nandito na ako sa kotse." wika ulit ni Roldan. Nag-umpisa na din ito magdrive. Maya-maya pa ay nareceived na din niya ang location kong saan naroon si Carissa. Agad niya itong pinuntahan at natagpuan sa isang upuan. Nakayuko ito at halatang hirap sa paghinga. Nang mahawakan ni Roldan ay agad niyang itinaas ang mukha ni Carissa. Nagulat siya sa hitsura nito. Maputla ito at nakapikit na. Bakas sa mukha nito ang mga luha at paghihirap. Agad na niyakap ni Roldan ang kanyang kaibigan. Maya-maya pa ay naramdaman niya itong lumungay-ngay sa kanyang balikat. Bumagsak din ang mga kamay nito. Nataranta si Roldan ng marealized niya na nawalan ng malay si Carissa . Agad niya itong binuhat at isinakay sa kotse. Pinaharurot agad niya papuntang hospital.

Charlotte Bernard's groom ran out of their wedding after receiving a phone call from his childhood sweetheart. Even after witnessing Charlotte have a car accident, he didn't return. Yet, before the news cemented her reputation as the jilted bride-to-be, she posted a picture of her and Leandro Romero's marriage certificate on her social media. Someone said Charlotte was a lucky bastard to have married Leandro, and Charlotte couldn't agree more. But Leandro countered, "To me, it's a dream come true."

​ SLAVE TO LOVE ♡ ทาสรัก ♥ 🔥 BDSM 25+🔥 นิยายเรื่องนี้มีความรุนแรงเรื่องเพศและการใช้ภาษา อาจมีเนื้อหาและบริบทที่ไม่เหมาะสมของตัวละคร โปรดใช้วิจารณญาณในการอ่าน และผู้อ่านควรมีอายุมากกว่า 18 ปีบริบูรณ์ มีเนื้อหาทางเพศที่รุนแรง BDSM, RAPE, TOXIC RELATIONSHIP  Bondage พันธนาการ Discipline ลงโทษ Sadism สุขที่ได้เห็นอีกฝ่ายเจ็บปวด Masochism สุขจากการถูกกระทำทารุณ     ​ 
 CLINT คลินต์ -เขาทำลายเธอด้วยความแค้น- “สุขสันต์วันเกิด เซลีน” “คุณคลินต์ ปล่อยฉันนะ!” “เป่าเทียน...ก่อนสิ” …....... “ฉันอุตส่าห์เตรียมมาให้ถึงเตียง” อ๊อก ~  ​ ĆELINE เซลีน - เธอยอมชดใช้ความแค้นด้วยชีวิต - “ฉันท้อง...” “แล้วไง?”             ​ (ขอย้ำอีกครั้งว่านิยายเรื่องนี้ค่อนข้างมีเนื้อหารุนแรง โปรดอ่านคำเตือนก่อนตัดสินใจอ่าน) นิยายเรื่องนี้เกิดขึ้นเพียงแค่ในจินตนาการของไรท์เท่านั้น เหตุการณ์ทุกอย่างเป็นเพียงเรื่องสมมติอยู่ในตะเกียงแก้ว

Gatlin looks at the man in front of him, Adair the president of the Country who claims that he hates him but still can't resist touching him every time they meet Adair would force him to have sex. firstly Gatlin thought Adair doing this to humiliate him later he stands in front of him confessing his love "Gatlin, I love you, I can't live without you" they were fighting for the same position later they fought together with there enemies until one day everyone was against there relation because they were in a country were having love for man is a heavy sin "Adair, will you leave everything behind and run with me" Gatlin asked the cold man Adair. come and join the heart-touching story of two-man who hates to love each other and fight against everyone in a country where a man loving another man call a sinner and see will they leave each other or this world together.

"Don't make me spread your legs roughly little one. Keep them open for me, you want this right? Tell me if you want to stop okay?" He asked with his sexy voice, I was nodding my reply. ****** Marissa was a true Cinderella story, where her mother died and her father remarried and she had two annoying ugly hearted sisters. Her father was lost in his work. Never care for her, she was no longer daddy's little girl. She finally moved out of the house, out of the toxic environment. And leave her dearest dad behind. She had given up on him, as she was no longer someone he holds dear. She found herself living in a small seaside town to find peace and love and her happy ever after. She was a hopeless romantic, who reads to many romance novels. ****** Nate was mending his broken heart at his brother's beach house. He always loves the little sleepy coastal town. All until one day he met a suicidal young woman. She constantly bothered his mind, with her sexy images over and over again. She was too young for him, she was just barely legal. And she turned out to be a hopeless romantic. He needed to stay away from her. But obviously couldn't, as they constantly wanting each other's company.