Novel & Cerita Funny Moments South Park

Sanchez had his eyes half open before he walked straight into the wall. "FUCK." He screamed, clutching his nose. I bit my lip trying to hold in my laugh. I looked and saw Kenny and Gabriel doing the same. Dante and Jonathan looked like they couldn't be bothered. Dad rolled his eyes and went back on his phone. Vincent, Leonardo, and Alfonso were talking and not paying attention. Pedro was glaring at the floor, not bothering to look up. "Watch your language." Said Dante blankly. I locked eyes with Kenny and Gabriel. We burst out laughing at the same time. Sanchez started whining, "Stop, it's not funny." He stomped. Stomped like a child.

“Not a chance.” I couldn’t help smiling as he finished drying my hair. By the time we carried the pizza into the bedroom, an old black-and-white horror movie had taken over the television. We settled against the headboard with our plates balanced on our laps, paying far more attention to each other than the movie. The monster shuffled across the screen looking more ridiculous than frightening. I snorted around a bite of pizza. “I’ve seen squirrels that were scarier than that.” Allan laughed so hard he nearly choked before pointing at the television. “I think the squirrel would’ve won.” His laughter was contagious, and soon I was laughing just as hard while another overdramatic scream echoed

’’ Adamie clasped his palms together. ‘‘I’m definitely getting the booze!’’ Andy said. ‘‘Drunk mofo,’’ Adamie replied, ‘‘Y’all remember that time Andy’ got so drunk at Brian’s party then he puked on the buff DJ and got his ass beat?’’ All of them apart from Andy burst into laughter. ‘‘Well, I’m better than fat Robert who passed out after taking two Oxycontine pills then got a dick drawn on his plumpy cheeks.’’ Andy defended.

I complimented wiping tears that escaped my eyes and then shook my head in disbelief. “You can say that again! And He has a very healthy sense of humor. Now we don’t need to go to school to learn about dicks. We can just come to this place and be like ‘hey, this is what a human cock looks like. This is the head, and this is the girth. A very big girth. I am sure the balls are hidden somewhere underneath!” He added up the fuel to the raging fire. God I have never laughed this hard in my life. “Please. Stop… Stop… I can’t take it anymore!” I begged clutching my tummy which was now dang painful. The guys looked at me and then doubled up.

“Emma, come here.” “But, I need to….” She tried to pull away from me. I knew she wanted to set her books down, and I knew she hated that I was touching her, but I needed my friends fixed, both of them, and there was only one person who could do that. He was telling a story as we approached, and I didn’t want to interrupt, but I also couldn’t wait too long either. “And then, wouldn’t you know it, but that bear totally left my lunchbox alone and ate every last crumb of my brother’s sandwich!” The kids standing around Mr. Horton’s desk laughed as if that was the funniest thing they’d ever heard in their lives. “And that’s why you don’t always have to be fast—you just have to be faster than the

“Sounds like pure trash wrapped in muscle to me.” I smiled at that. “Right?” We sat there a moment, like we were all remembering our own worst times. And then Kim said it again, quieter this time. “You know what’s funny? When it’s happening to you, however bad it is, you still think maybe next time… you’ll know better. But you don’t.” We all laughed at this so hard we were basically acting like old friends. “That’s not funny,” Zane said with a small, sad laugh. “That’s just sad.”

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

“But, I mean, if you’re that desperate, bro, I don’t mind jerking you off. Charity work. For old times’ sake.” I stared at him. Deadpan. For a full three seconds. Then I said, voice flat as asphalt, “Even as a joke, that wasn’t funny.” He threw his head back and howled while Ellis choked on his beer, coughing and laughing at the same time, tears actually forming at the corners of his eyes. It wasn’t fun being the fucked-up sideshow. I took one last drag then crushed the joint out in the ashtray so hard the glass cracked.

With a mischievous grin, he blurted out, "Mommy, Daddy, do you know what happened at school today? I saw a squirrel doing cartwheels in the playground!" His innocent comment took everyone by surprise, and laughter erupted around the table. Lucy's eyes crinkled with joy as she giggled, reaching out to ruffle Ethan's hair. Darren chuckled, his laughter resonating through the room. "Oh, really, Ethan? A cartwheeling squirrel? That must have been quite a sight!" Ethan nodded, his face beaming with pride. "Yes, Daddy! It was the funniest thing I've ever seen! All the kids were laughing and clapping. I wish you could have been there too!"

The second day of Scott's teaching Briana was much better than the first day. The tense atmosphere between the 'ex' couple has loosened a bit. "Remember when we are riding my cousin's motorcycle and we suddenly hit a bump and crash into the ground and your face gets shoved into the dog's poop and you start crying, and then to make you stop crying I have to shove my face into the poo as well, making you laugh so hard that you pee on your pants? Did you remember those hilarious moments?" Scott said, trying to bring back a piece of those special moments that they both shared together from their now long-gone love affair.