Funny Nigerian Sayings Novels & Stories

"Stupid being, I regret the day I gave birth to you, you are such a waste! I thought I gave birth to a child like everyone else would, I never knew I birthed a disgrace, a waste, a nonentity. I suffered, wore tattered clothes, slept hungry and had to do menial jobs only on a wasted investment I call a son. His usual custom is to tie wrapper, eat my food and sit idle all day and cause reckless havocs in people’s lives .AKOSIBERO!! (This is a Yoruba word that means a person who puts other people in trouble). You deserve to be called a just-came-to-earth individual. You’ve got no good history; neither does it seems like you have a future, charlatan!"

"I will too baby." He opened the passenger door then hugged me tightly mumbling words I couldn't hear. OMNISCIENT POV. Lagos, Nigeria. WARNING⚠ "Lekan, leave me alone," She walked angrily towards the door. He snatched her up. "Aishat walai ma fo e ti e." He spat angrily. (Translation - I will slap you) "What do you want from me? Ehn? Just leave me. Fi mi le!" She shouted frustratedly trying to get away from his tight grip.