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Melanin Diaries: Perfectly Imperfect
I saw her turn to look at me.
"How so?"
"Well, Yoruba is very tricky when you want to translate. For example; Ẹkú ewu ọmọ is a Yoruba dialogue for congratulating a family who has just welcomed a new baby to the world, but the literal meaning, if translated word for word is 'you die dangerous baby'." Mokun burst into laughter even before I was done.
"You can not be serious." Her chuckle was music to my ears.
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Dealing With The Other Brother.
“Whoever wrote my destiny must have watched a lot of K-dramas.”
As if on cue, Alex and Jeremy step out of the kitchen, both wearing aprons, flour on their faces, each holding a food tray.
“Speak of the devils,” Sandra and I say at the same time as they place the trays on the table.
“You know,” Sandra continues, tilting her head at them, “I once heard a Nigerian saying that if people are talking about you and you walk in immediately, you’ll live long.”
Alex snorts as he takes a seat. “Of course I’ll live long—”
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THE BLACK ACE
(you guys are to afraid yoruba people)
Shegun "Na Wetin you dey talk? Who dey fear pass Igbo people? Small mallam go come shake talisman for your face, you go come run like rabbit. (what are you talking? Who is more afraid than you igbo people? A mallam will come to do his talisman at your face and you will run like rabbit 🐰)
I nearly laughed as I heard the guys arguing between themselves. They always manage to put some laughter in any situation no matter how dire.
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Contract boyfriend
Contract Day: 1
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
I’m so gee’d up my bro, Am sorry
If it’s not money , don’t call me oh
Its been a long way coming
E no go make sense if you don’t know the journey
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
That's one thing I love about Nigerian music. They give me that crazy vibes. I stood in front of my mirror, staring at the man before me as the music from my speakers boomed loudly in the room.
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Senior Year
"M... Mrs Ola my name is not Isi ewu oh. Abeg."
Before I forget, there are some slangs that are not to be used anyhow in Nigeria, even if the meaning is polite or non insultive. Like this word "abeg". It actually means please. But using the slang anyhow, especially if you are talking to your elder and you just use it anyhow, its a sign of disrespect. To them.
But as I said, Isioma has the stubbornness of a herd of goats.
"Shut up! Ni jo wo lo bi e? I can call you Isi ewu and there is nothing you can do. and next time I call you, te ba bi e da, ma dahun.
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La Requiem
His pointer finger instantly pressed the play button and his short recording came into view, a silent warning to all those who thought that they could conquer them.
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He began laughing so hard while muttering a saying in the kanuri dialect, purposefully mocking the Nigerian government.
"I have your girls, they are here with me as we speak," he disclosed while rolling his shoulders but that was before he burst into another smoldering laughing fit.
"You can do nothing, I will sell them in the markets by Allah," he added when he had managed to control himself but the amusement was still visible on his features.
"Forget about your children because they've become my slaves to marry and sell of
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Casanova Boyfriend✔
"I'll walk you back to your room"
"And let the crew think I gave you a love potion. What is it that you Nigerians call it, touch and follow, right", I said getting up.
"Oh God you're hilarious. I mean look at you, they wouldn't think that. They'd think I gave you the potion"
"If only", I said laughing as I made my way to the door.
Walking out, I turned and gave him a radiant smile because I really enjoyed myself, " I had a nice night, thanks"
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THE SHAM BRIDE
And after all, what's a lie? Tis but the truth in masquerade." -Unknown
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"No ma, no be how much I de sell am," (no ma, that's not how much I can sell it) the dark tall and slim Hausa trader spoke to Doris and Martha in pidgin with thick Hausa accent dripping as he spoke.
"Ok, give us for one thousand five hundred naira..." (Give it to us at the price of one thousand five hundred naira) Martha tried bargaining with him.
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A LEAP OUT OF THE MIRE
"That's good to hear. Have a nice day, Jumoke."
"You too."
I disconnected the phone. Nigeria and money were like five and six. From ‘I don't do such a thing, to why not?’
I laughed. The next thing is to convince her. I rubbed my hands together, I can't wait.
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LIMITS
All the money wey you no make
since the beginning of this week, na for my head you wan make am abi? No be fifty naira una dey collect? - - - (What happen? all the money you could not acquire since the week began, is it from me you want to acquire them? Is it not fifty naira you all charge?)
Something wey no far sef, I no blame you, na mumu una dey like- - - (The place is not far, you all love blind Followers)
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Pertanyaan yang Sering Diajukan
Laughter is one of life's greatest gifts, and sharing funny quotes with friends is like passing around little doses of joy. One of my all-time favorites is from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy': 'The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.' It's absurdly brilliant and always gets a chuckle. Another gem is from Terry Pratchett: 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.' His wit is unmatched.
Then there's the classic from 'Friends': 'We were on a break!' It’s hilarious how such a simple line became iconic. For something more relatable, I love Mark Twain’s 'I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' Dark humor at its finest. Sharing these with friends always sparks fun conversations and reminds us not to take life too seriously.
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