Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes On Marriage

Suminghal lang siya saka tumayo at agad na umalis, na para bang wala lang talaga sa kanya ang mga nangyayari at ang magaganap pa. Fuck! I'm doomed. How am I going to save myself from this ridiculous marriage thingy?Nagkatinginan lang ang mga tatay namin na parang nanalo sa lotto sa tindi ng kislap sa mga mata nila. They won, and I lost. "See..." Bumaling ang tingin ko kay Dad na may kunot pa rin sa noo.

This is the best day of my life, and will forever be. But that is just how I think it is. "Ohhh, yes, Lester... you're so good, ah, I love the way you swirl your tongue..." Now, that thought of our marriage makes me smile yet to feel the incurable and overbearing pain at the same time. I never thought that our f.ucking marriage will be the best and the worst part of my life, especially at this moment. That marriage brought me to heaven only to make me fall straight into hell.

He's still close to me, but not that close like the earlier. Then there's these famous punchlines of his when we were still married, inside my head. Cursing me repeatedly without stopping. Repeatedly. Again. *** You're disgusting. Do you really think that I'll sleep with a slut like you? Dream on bitch! Who do you think you are to be act so almighty and my wife?! You're nothing but a useless trash in this house! Kiss her? That woman? Oh come on dude, she's a motherfvcker. A whole new kind of level. The new lowest one. She knows nothing but to flirt.

Hindi niya inasahang ganoon na pala kalalim ang gusot sa pagitan ng dalawa. Tahimik si Kyro, ngunit agad sumikip ang mukha. Matigas niyang hinawakan ang hawak-hawak na marriage certificate, at malamig na tinig ang sumunod na lumabas sa kanyang bibig. “Marriage is not something you just throw away when you're tired of it. Hindi ito laruan na kapag nagsawa ka, iiwan mo na lang. Do you think this is a game?”

"What the hell?" Gusto kong magmura ng malutong hanggang sa maibuhos ko lahat ng inis na nararamdaman ko. Gusto kong singhalan si Mahana dahil wala siyang ginawa kundi ang sumimsim ng juice sa may sofa habang sosyal na nakaupo. Seriously? Hindi manlang niya ipaglaban na hindi namin ginusto 'yong kasal na 'yon at nakatunganga lang siya na parang walang problema? "Hey! What did you tell them about our fucking marriage?"

Now, we just want to smile and face challenges together, might as well face things together than be alone. “Ivan…” I started. “What do you say when people ask you what’s your relationship with me?” “Kung iyong mga taga school ang tatanungin mo, they’d say we’re a couple.” He joked. “Nope. Not just a couple.” Dagdag ko pa. “Married couple.” We both laughed. This is the kind of joke that we’d only understand. Iyong kami lang and I like that. I realized how much I missed sharing. Sharing the challenges, the laughter, the joy and sorrow in little things.

"Fuck! What the actual fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" "So, Mr. Vejar, your marriage with your wife is null and void because you have this existing marriage with Miss Cinco – the real Mrs. Vejar." "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" How the hell did that happen?!

Moonraker agreed sa sinabi ni Ethan, “pinakasalan mo kasi mahal mo at nag commit ka na! Like what I heard, marriage is like playing a song in a spotify playlist and you have to choose one song that you’ll be playing for the rest of your life. Ganu’n ang tunay na nagmamahal mga brothers! Iyung pain nandiyan talaga iyan! It’s better to love than being coward. Ang sarap kaya sa feeling ng nagmamahal at may minamahal. I love the feeling of being in love.” Napaisip si Thunder sa sinabi ng kanyang mga kaibigan. If you change your perspective on marriage because of the issue, you look up to the wrong person. Don’t define your life based on other people's experiences. You are unique; your story is d

"I just want to share something important; ani ng priest. Kami namang dalawa naman ay tahimik na nakikinig. Habang siya ay seryoso at ako naman ay 'di parin talaga makapaniwala na kinakasal na kami ngayon. Nagsimula na itong mag homily sa aming lahat by sharing his words at wisdom to everyone. How marriage works and the importance of it. [Words of Wisdom] A good marriage must be created. In marriage the “little” things are the big things. It is never too old to hold hands. It is remembered to say, ”I love you” at least once a day. I am never going to sleep angry. It is standing together and facing the world. It is speaking words of appreciation, and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways

Hindi ko alam kung tama ba ang isinagot ko sa sinabi niya. "I want to marry a woman that my heart wants. I don't want to rush marriage. Anyone can be married even though they are not devoted to each other. They can even bear a child without any affection," malamig niyang saad. Napatango ako kasi parang may pinanghuhu- gutan siya.