Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes On Marriage

Hindi niya inasahang ganoon na pala kalalim ang gusot sa pagitan ng dalawa. Tahimik si Kyro, ngunit agad sumikip ang mukha. Matigas niyang hinawakan ang hawak-hawak na marriage certificate, at malamig na tinig ang sumunod na lumabas sa kanyang bibig. “Marriage is not something you just throw away when you're tired of it. Hindi ito laruan na kapag nagsawa ka, iiwan mo na lang. Do you think this is a game?”

"What the hell?" Gusto kong magmura ng malutong hanggang sa maibuhos ko lahat ng inis na nararamdaman ko. Gusto kong singhalan si Mahana dahil wala siyang ginawa kundi ang sumimsim ng juice sa may sofa habang sosyal na nakaupo. Seriously? Hindi manlang niya ipaglaban na hindi namin ginusto 'yong kasal na 'yon at nakatunganga lang siya na parang walang problema? "Hey! What did you tell them about our fucking marriage?"

Now, we just want to smile and face challenges together, might as well face things together than be alone. “Ivan…” I started. “What do you say when people ask you what’s your relationship with me?” “Kung iyong mga taga school ang tatanungin mo, they’d say we’re a couple.” He joked. “Nope. Not just a couple.” Dagdag ko pa. “Married couple.” We both laughed. This is the kind of joke that we’d only understand. Iyong kami lang and I like that. I realized how much I missed sharing. Sharing the challenges, the laughter, the joy and sorrow in little things.

"Fuck! What the actual fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" "So, Mr. Vejar, your marriage with your wife is null and void because you have this existing marriage with Miss Cinco – the real Mrs. Vejar." "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" How the hell did that happen?!

"I just want to share something important; ani ng priest. Kami namang dalawa naman ay tahimik na nakikinig. Habang siya ay seryoso at ako naman ay 'di parin talaga makapaniwala na kinakasal na kami ngayon. Nagsimula na itong mag homily sa aming lahat by sharing his words at wisdom to everyone. How marriage works and the importance of it. [Words of Wisdom] A good marriage must be created. In marriage the “little” things are the big things. It is never too old to hold hands. It is remembered to say, ”I love you” at least once a day. I am never going to sleep angry. It is standing together and facing the world. It is speaking words of appreciation, and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways

Hindi ko alam kung tama ba ang isinagot ko sa sinabi niya. "I want to marry a woman that my heart wants. I don't want to rush marriage. Anyone can be married even though they are not devoted to each other. They can even bear a child without any affection," malamig niyang saad. Napatango ako kasi parang may pinanghuhu- gutan siya.

We part ways on good terms having an agreement that we'll figure this out together. —---------------- Ivan’s POV "I'm married." I announced in front of my friends and brothers but they all just laughed at me. We were having a casual drink here at Christian’s club. "What the hell, Ivan Dame Kim. Over-fatigue lang 'yan." Justin mocks which made the other motherfuckers laugh with him. "I'm fucking serious," I told them as I throw the copy of my marriage certificate on top of the table. My eldest brother Jin took the paper and read it and his brows furrowed when he lifted his gaze on me.

“Before kasal, maybe it’s a dream. Pero after marriage, you realize na mas importante ‘yong araw-araw na pakikisama kaysa sa engrandeng selebrasyon.” Marami na siyang narinig na mga babaeng pinupunit ang wedding photo nila matapos ang hiwalayan. Ang mga alaala ng kasayahan noon, nagiging patalim na bumabalik sa sarili. “Parang may pinagdaanan ka na, ‘no? Para kang may hugot,” biro ni Cosmo. “Ganyan ka magsalita, parang may plano ka talagang makipag-divorce someday. So... hindi mo na balak makipag-divorce ngayon?”

I said. He sighed He also put down the utensils that he's holding. "Here we are again, we're married. We're devoted to each other. This is what you want, right? I fell! Seriously! Am I joking? Don't play around or else I could kill someone in front of you," he responded.

Ginamit ko ang totoo kong pangalan. "Seeing that no moment is without meaning, we ask that you take this marriage as a beginning of your lives together. Today signifies the creation of a new home and a new family for you both. May you be fulfilled by each other’s love and friendship. May you be overjoyed by the promises you are about to make and the life together you will create. Remember that in every marriage, there are good times and bad, times of joy and times of sorrow. Marriage is a journey – a time of adventure and excitement enhanced by the love, trust, dedication and faith you share in one another."