Funny Quotes On Marriage Mga Nobela at Kwento

hamon ni Andres sa kanya. “Kapag nag-asawa ako, ibig sabihin mahal ko ‘yong lalaking ‘yon. And I will only get married once— that means if he dies, my heart dies with him.” “That’s… interesting.” Napakunot noo si Ainara. “You don’t believe in marriage?” “I think marriage is overrated.” “Ewan ko sa ‘yo.” When their flight was called for boarding, she finished the rest of her wine then got up. Sinalo pa s’ya ni Andres nang ma-out of balance s’ya. Mataas kasi ang bar stool.

Napatingin ako kay Marc habang binibigkas niya ang salitang love. Dama ko ’yon, eh. Maging si Mama, parang hindi sigurado kung talagang may pagmamahal na namamagitan sa amin ni Marc. Pagkatapos ni Mama, si Lola naman ang nagsalita. Maikli lang ang mensahe niya. “Be a good wife to him. Marriage isn’t always easy. There will be disagreements, problems… but you stay faithful, and you respect each other. That’s what matters.”

"Kung makapagsalita ka parang sure kana sa'kin." "You are the only thing I'm sure about at this point in my life. Alam mo namang mahal na mahal kita,diba? Haven't I told you enough? Wala ka bang tiwala sa'kin, babe? Kaya naman kitang alagaan ng higit pa sa inaasahan mo. I'll be faithful to you." "Guys always say that to every woman before marriage pero ano ang ginagawa nila sa huli? After nilang anakan na parang biik ang mga asawa nila ay iniiwan nila o 'di kaya ay nambabae!"

, kumpirmado niyang wika na parang wala lang Ang kasal na kaniyang binabanggit. "Gusto mo ata Ng sparring Yavez, lipat tayo doon". si Zaido. "Suggestion lang naman, ang init ng ulo mo." "Hindi Naman Kasi biro yung pagpapakasal dude. Dahil lang sa bet, magpapakasal ka na. You know marriage is for lifetime,"si Mavin "Oo na, hindi na sana ako nag suggest", at parang batang napa ismid na lamang.

irap kong sabi imbes na sagutin ang tanong niya. "Matatapos 'din ito," mahinang sagot niya. Saglit ko lang siyang nilingon at mayamaya'y nagsimula na nga itong pari na mukhang may ka-chat pa at ang saya-saya nang mukha niya. Sinimulan na ang seremonyas at ginawa namin ang ginagawa ng mga kinakasal tulad sa mga napapanood ko. "You may now kiss your bride," nakangiting sabi nitong pari na mukhang kilig na kilig pa.

Mayroong marriage booth sa kanan at sa kaliwa naman ang jail booth tapos ang iba ay nakapalibot na sa kanila. "Tama yan. Pagkatapos ikasal, ipakulong. Para man lang hindi lang kami masaya ngayon." Natawa ako sa sinabi ni Kia. "Ay wait." Napatingin ako sa kaniya tapos nakita ko na mariin siyang nag-iisip. "Bakit?" "Kung magpakakasal sila tapos makukulong, tamang tama. Hanggang kulungan walang iwanan. For better or for worse ang peg non." Napahagalpak kami ng tawa dahil sa sinabi niya.

"Kung di niyo po ako mapapatawad ay pwede niyo naman po akong i-divorce para di na din ako matali sayo at di ka din matali sa akin at maka-pakasal ka na sa ibang babae na gusto mo." Naningkit naman ang noo niya na parang hindi maganda ang sinabi ko sa kanya. Yun na lang ang nasa isipan ko ngayon tapos hindi pa siya papayag! "What do you think marriage is? Do you think it's just a joke to you?" Nagulat ako sa sinabi niya. Waaa! Don't tell me nagseryoso siya sa kasal na yun? "Acting lang po ang lahat ng iyon. Yun naman ang sinabi ko sainyo diba?"

Pwedeng patulak kahit konti? "I didn't know being married is like this, thank you wife" sabi nya, bulong lang yun pero halos mabingi ako kasi yun na lang ang lagi kong gustong marinig. I can't help but smile. My Kasper is back

Iniisip niya pa lang kung paanong halos isumpa niya noon ang lahat ng ikinakasal sa isip niya ay na-gui-guilty na siya dahil darating din naman pala siya sa puntong iyon. "I remember telling my brother about how I felt when he got married." His eyes averted to his brother who's now grinning at him as if he was telling Lazarus now that the joke's on him. "I even tried to convince him that what he's feeling for Marah—now his wife and the mother of his kids, will fade because I thought love is just a myth, something unreal, but now... here I am today, getting pissed because this wedding is taking so long," he uttered that made the attendees laugh.

We made a ruse, we fell in love, made everyone hate us, and now, we are married! Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman who married each other for convenience, but everything changed when love came. Lev and I exchanged vows that were no longer part of a ruse but a heartfelt promise. The laughter that once echoed through our pretend engagement now transformed into the joyous celebration of two souls bound by love. Surrounded by the embrace of friends and family, we embarked on a new chapter, grateful that our journey started with a playful game that led us to the truest, unexpected adventure of a lifetime—marriage built on genuine affection and shared laughter. THE END.