Funny Quotes On Marriage Mga Nobela at Kwento

Why is this guy always so serious? "I'd marry you instead." He said seriously while keeping his eyes on the road as he drove outside our campus. I laughed at his reply. "Wow. Marry. Big word." I sarcastically uttered. "Why? Hindi ka naniniwalang pakakasalan kita?" "I dont even believe in marriage." "Why?" Because I dont believe in the concept of lifetime ties when nothing ever stays the same. "Basta." Tumaas ang kaniyang kilay, kuryoso pa rin ngunit hindi na ako nagsalita pa. I decided to play some music in my phone to lighten up the mood.

Napabuntong-hininga ako, inaasahan ko na ang sermon. “Your Lola and I never spent a night apart after marriage. Kahit nag-aaway kami! At madalas kaming mag-away, matindi ang ugali ng Lola mo. Pero magkasama pa rin kami matulog. Magkasama pa rin kami gumising. That’s marriage.” Binagsak pa niya ang kamay niya sa mesa, parang pinapakita ang punto.

" I pursed my lips trying to stop myself not to laugh. The script he said was so convincing for the people who are watching. They didn't know it was full of lies. But how can I laugh in a situation like this? Sinabi ko na rin ang vow ko. Partida, kinabisado ko pa 'to sa loob ng isang linggo. Hour passed. Magkahawak ang aming mga kamay habang nakatayo. Patapos na ang kasal at nagawa na namin ang lahat ng steps sa kasal. And now, this is the most disgusting scenario that will happen. "In the presence of your family and friends, you have joined yourselves in marriage. Now that Alice Deborah Quinto and Dean Larry Quinto have given themselves to each other by solemn vows, with the joining of hand

May halong pag lalambing ang boses nga ng sabihin nya 'yon sa'kin and I can't help but to smile when butterflies creeped into my stomach. "Ew, inlove" rinig namin mula kay Chase. "Wag ko lang mabalitaang ikakasal ka na, or else I'm gonna skin you alive" my husband then threatened. Si Chase naman ay tinaasan lang ng kilay si Cameron before he raised his middle finger at him. "I'm never going to get married, f*ck marriage anyways," anito at syaka muling ininom ang wine na inorder nya. Andito lang ata si Chase upang mag lasing and forget all the problems he have, not that I complain though.

Samantalang ang mga nakikinig sa paligid ay tila napatinginan sa isa’t isa. “May point siya…bakit ba galit na galit ang Aimee na iyan? Nagseselos ba siya dahil kahit na sabihin ng fixed marriage lang pala, at least kanina, nakita ko na inihatid si Jackie ng husband niya. Tsaka, parang mahal na mahal naman nila ng isa’t isa eh.” Litanya ng isa sa mga meron, este mga marites pala..hihihi “Yeah, affected si Aimee at para bang mas matutuwa siya kung sakaling hindi magsa-successful ang buhay may-asawa ang kapatid. How pathetic!” tugon ng isa pa.

Napatawa si Chlorothea, isang malamig at mapait na tawa. “Don’t make me laugh, General.” “I told you already,” dagdag niya. “I only went through this marriage to piss my father’s family.” Sandali siyang tumigil bago nagsalita muli. “And besides… I don’t believe in marriage.” “To me, marriage is the most useless invention,” Mariin niyang sabi. “Good only for keeping society running by grouping people into tidy little family units.” Humigpit ang kanyang mga kamay.

At naaawa ako sa sarili ko kapag naaalala ko yun. That version of me is weak, halos hindi ko matulungan ang sarili ko noon. Love made me blind that time at sa tuwing nagkakaharap kaming dalawa alam na alam kung ibabalik niya naman yung nakaraan. I can't understand him. Michel de Montaigne quotes was true. "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." A good marriage, huh.

"Ingatan mo ulit ang anak ko Ken." "I will, Tito." Napangiti naman ako. _ "True marriage is more than joining the bonds of marriage of two persons; it is the union of two hearts. It lives on the love you give each other and never grows old, but thrives on the joy of each new day. Marriage is love. May you always be able to talk things over, to confide in each other, to laugh with each other, to enjoy life together, and to share moments of quiet and peace, when the day is done. May you be blessed with a lifetime of happiness and a home of warmth and understanding."

I do not know where it came from. "Mabuti na lang pala fake marriage ang mangyayari sa atin... kung hindi ay baka hindi tayo magkasundo sa lagay na 'yan." I laughed. He just laughed with me.