Funny Random Sayings Novels & Stories

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

“Unless your dog is the one making the noise, and the shrill noise is actually the barks he makes to give out warnings.” “You ruined my fun image!” I stick my tongue out. “How could you.” “Simple, I’m an ass,” he deadpans, which, again, another round of laughs. “I don’t know the last time I laughed like this in years,” I admit. “My friends are great, and up until the divorce, things were in something of a rut.”

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

she shouted. "I laughed because you are so foolish. I have met many foolish people in my life but I can now see that your foolishness surpasses every other foolish person that I know. If there is any pageant organized for foolish people, I will suggest you should contest cos you are bound to win Miss Foolishness," I said as I roared into laughter.

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."

As we perused the menu, placing our orders with the attentive waitress, Victor's playful nature began to shine through our conversation. He regaled me with amusing anecdotes, his quick wit and infectious laughter filling the air. I couldn't help but be drawn into his joyous energy, each of his funny remarks eliciting genuine laughter from me. "You know," Victor chuckled, leaning in slightly, "I once tried to cook a gourmet meal and ended up burning toast. It was quite a masterpiece of culinary disaster."

she suddenly said out of the blue “Well, um thank you” she managed to answer even though it came out as a shock, even though she thought of it as lies too. “You look beautiful ma'am” “Oh I get that alot, even though I'm just in my late thirties and mother of two” she smiled at Beverly suddenly surprised face. Beverly's mouth fell opened to the point she didn't realize it. “Really!?, That's actually surprising, you look so young!?” she admitted “Well, as the saying goes The rich barely gets old, not when money is all there is darling” she laughed to her joke but somehow Beverly felt offended and tried her possible best not to show it out.

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!