Funny Random Sayings Novels & Stories

It was so sudden and unexpected, and a few gullible folks spilled their drinks in response to the urgency. “Sorry for the interruption. We had some little details to take care of!” Vegas said with a chuckle “You know how these things go” He finished and the whole room erupted into a laughter. “Bloody Mafias” I thought, giving credit to the joke Vegas had made. It was a funny one, you know.

emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.

Then I looked back and said the most random thing I didn’t know I could say “Haven't you seen a pretty woman today?”

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

she said shaking her head - Think again my dear, it is indeed the reality, the happy reality for us and the sad reality for you. -You're the devil himself, you and your bastard friend.......she said throwing the soap in his face -You're even hotter when you're pissed off..., said Doudou laughing - You are not human..... she said crying Our life can change from one minute to another, we can be happy at ten ten (10:10 a.m.) and at ten eleven (10:11 a.m.) we are unhappy, such is life, it is made of a layer of honey

The butler looked at him with a strange expression, imitating the young people’s gaze as he peered at Robin: “Got it!” Robin rubbed his stomach, which still hurt from the fall, and said, "I'm really unlucky." The butler: "……" "Don’t say things like that. You should say that I’m really lucky!" Time flies, a day is so short. Don’t complain about being unlucky, the world won’t shut down for you. If you say you’re lucky, maybe tomorrow a wife will just drop from the sky."

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

The words felt strange leaving my mouth but I didn’t regret it. “Oh,” Calvin said softly, his eyes widening. “Well… that’s new.” He smacked his lips. Another guy elbowed him in the side before he could continue. “Shut up,” the guy muttered under his breath while Calvin winced dramatically. “Dude, that was unnecessary.” He groaned. “You were about to say something stupid,” the guy replied. “I always say something stupid.” Calvin snorted like it was a known fact. “Exactly.” Laughter broke out again, easing some of the tension.

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_______________________________ Sometimes they are so funny, and annoying at the same time. What will you do, if you face people like gerald? Lemme know. Thank you for reading. Love you🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🥰🥰🥰🥰