Funny Relatable Sayings Novels & Stories

“Close. ‘Everything has an end, only the sausage has two’.” “What the hell?” Smiling, I tapped my thumb on the wheel. “Basically, it’s a rendition of ‘all good things must come to an end’.” “Except a sausage?” “Except the sausage.” She let out a breathy chuckle. “Because it has two. Got it. Damn, sometimes other languages have the weirdest sayings.” “I mean, the same could be said for us. We say ‘it’s raining cats and dogs’ or that we are ‘under the weather’. Trying to convey the same sentiment across different languages usually doesn’t hold the same understanding that we know.”

I need to keep my positive energy flowing, I don't need any negative energy now. Despite trying not to say anything, I found myself saying, "Fuck you." Before I turned around to leave, I can't believe someone would play such a dumb joke on me, this is annoying and unfair, well, it was a good way to stretch my legs and walk off my anxiousness...It all happened for the best. Just as I was about to take a step, I heard someone say, "Wendy." And due to the familiarity of the voice, I quickly turned to look at the person,

I rolled my eyes at her. "Why are you always so negative?". Lilly asked. "Nah, I'm not, I'm just being truthful. Bad things always happens to those who are too expectant of good things. It's an old saying ". She said shrugged and I rolled my eyes at her. Since when did she start caring about boring idioms and proverbs? "There's no such saying as that you're just being so negative ". Lilly argued. "Guys stop arguing besides everything will be made clearer at our eighteenth birthday ". I said before it turned into a fight.

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

he smiled at me. "And at the same time Avoiding his jerk brother, absolutely no good for you," he added. I stood up and was blown away by the wind. I also wiped my wet hand on my skirt. "The difficulty is non! Isn't there an easy way ??" He laughed a little. "Remember the saying that No pain, No gain?" I was indignant. "I know that it's just that it looks absurd!" he laughed again and I was about to speak again when someone butt in.

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, smile Sin." "Yes." It's really annoying, but whatever it is will be a fun story when you get old. Friends are only those who currently fill my days with laughter and little joy.