Novel & Cerita Funny Relatable Sayings

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

"Quickly, get to the point before I go to sleep!" "Huh?! Okay, okay, I’ll try to shorten it! You don’t know the art of speaking!" "If everyone learns the art of speaking like you did, it’s guaranteed to be boring and send people to sleep in a blink!" "Dare to make fun of older people, huh?" "Yes. Why? It looks like someone said yesterday that they know how to return the favor, right?"

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

"Does this mean I can expect turds landing on me every so often when I do or say something stupid?" I laugh again. "Oh, dragonbreath, you'll do or say something stupid every day. Between being green and turds landing on you, I've got you covered." Now it's Ashrac's laugh filling my head.

"Hey bro, don't tell me your big ass man is crying." "I am going to give your big ass man a slap for just saying that. How are you doing Matty?" "Bro, before I even begin, how is it down there?" "Loving it, every moment, just enjoying it." "Ya, it is only your sick ass that would say war is fun." I only but burst out in laughter to what is possibly very much the truth, but the real truth, "We are here to make a difference, that is all that counts. And you might as well enjoy doing it while you can."

" Are you kidding me? I had so much fun. Your family is so lovely and welcoming. You're so lucky to be surrounded by people who love you." " What can I say? I'm a lucky one" they laughed together as they just had a beautiful day filled with fun and love.

They always believe their money can fix everything. For instance, look at this man. He thinks his money can make me happy. So, when he smiles at me, he says quickly, "You know what? I am hungry too. We can just grab some food at the next restaurant down the road. I hope you like chicken as much as I do."

emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.

At her words, Scott lifted his head. Nina smiled and continued, "Now that you know everything, there's nothing left for me to hide from you. Actually, there's a saying that's true: do what makes you happy. If it brings you joy, do more of it. If it doesn't, then distance yourself from it. Relationships are the same way. Happiness should outweigh sadness."

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.