Funny Sayings Phrases Novels & Stories

Japanese Phrases: "Like sending you to hell." "Like sending you to hell once and for all." Italian Phrases: "One day you'll pay dearly for everything you do, for now, I'll have a lot of fun with you." "I won't allow that filthy mouth to touch my crown jewels, even if you wanted it. You're more accustomed to not giving me a disease for daring."

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

he says, looking at Melody and me. - Puff, and you? Was her mother a photocopier or what? - I try to joke but I end up laughing alone, her mother's comment has not gone down well with anyone and she stopped laughing because it really seems like a sensitive subject. In short, better mute who speaks than charlatan who silence. Something says the saying. "What saying?" Delia asks curiously. She is even precious when she gathers her eyebrows together without understanding what I am saying. I don't know, I just made it up.

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

Jennifer said with a laugh. “What?” I was confused. “You guys look like a happy family, anyone wouldn’t think otherwise trust me,” she said, “Very funny,” I said, giving a fake laugh. “You think I’m telling a lie or going crazy, we’ll see about that soon,” she said, “You just try to add meaning to everything, we just had a harmless conversation, I mean this is how we do talk and we all kinda understand each other so we’ll maybe that's why you are adding meanings to it.”

Ya, right, let us back track that entire thing. A great man once said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Didn't he add an "aw, fuck it" on the end? That's the part I can't get right. "Fuck it, and fuck you." I say it, and I think it, and I never believe it.

He would tell, but not now, he wanted to be sure of his own decisions first. Steve burst out laughing at his words, causing a few people to stare, but he didn’t care. "What?." Max grunted out with a glare. He didn't understand what was suddenly funny. "Oh, you have it, bad!." He laughed through his words, hitting the table. "Have what?." "When people say, 'Its complicated' you know they've got it bad, a goner." He teased in a mocking voice, Max hissed and jabbed him in the side.

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine." "Please stop," Ashlyn laughed, covering her face with her hands. "Your jokes are getting worse." "My jokes are berry good, thank you very much." He grinned, clearly proud of himself. "Get it? Berry?" "I'm filing for divorce." "No, you're not. You love my dad jokes." "I tolerate them at best." Richard leaned forward, still holding the strawberry. "What do you call a fake noodle?" "Don't—" "An impasta!" Despite herself, Ashlyn burst out laughing. "That's it. I'm leaving."