Funny Sayings Phrases Novels & Stories

They ate breakfast together, throwing jokes on the side. "How does a frog feel with a broken foot?" Sean asked with a smirk. "What?" Keith asked. "Unhoppy. Bhahahah!" Sean burst into a set of laughter. Evan himself felt his stomach in pain from laughing again. Keith was the same. "Now, that's funny!" Wendell said to Sean.

he asked, his tone flat, as he arched his brows together. "Do I look like a cat to you?" I replied in the same tone. "Well, I don't know. What's that phrase?" He tapped his chin before he snapped his fingers. "Oh yes, 'Curiosity killed the cat,'" he added joyfully. What the effrontery—comparing me to a cat. "It's not a phrase, Mister. It's a saying or idiom," I corrected him, with a smug look on my face. "Oh, smart, aren't you?" He raised his brow.

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

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she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

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Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

He said and she almost puked the little she had managed to eat. "way to go, man." She said as he burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter, earning confused glances from the others. "What's funny?" "The zombie." he said amidst laughter and once they couldn't decipher what he meant, they simply ignored him and continued eating.

“Sounds like pure trash wrapped in muscle to me.” I smiled at that. “Right?” We sat there a moment, like we were all remembering our own worst times. And then Kim said it again, quieter this time. “You know what’s funny? When it’s happening to you, however bad it is, you still think maybe next time… you’ll know better. But you don’t.” We all laughed at this so hard we were basically acting like old friends. “That’s not funny,” Zane said with a small, sad laugh. “That’s just sad.”

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”