Funny Sayings Phrases Novels & Stories

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

Phoebe didn't understand she thought; "Did I say something funny or what?" "What are you saying, Do you think you can afford what you wearing, hahaha!!" he said and laughed again. "What is so funny about me paying for what I bought?" she said in an angry tone drawing Eric's attention and making him stop laughing. "Oh my God, you are something else," he said sarcastically. Phoebe was more annoyed and angry now. She went to the counter and realized Eric wasn't the only one laughing at her. What is so funny? she said with an annoyed look.

He smiled while dreaming and looking so ambitious. My eyes widened as I shiver because of what he have said. "ARE YOU INSANE!?" He cracked out in laughing. How am I supposed to give birth that many!? "I-I was just kidding! Pfft! Oh, Love. How I love that expression of yours. HAHAHAHA!" I blushed. That's not funny at all!

Abel questioned, looking around. “Of course, I chose you over him. It’s bros before hoes.” Zadkiel smirked at Abel who couldn’t help but laugh. “You just called him a hoe.” His laughter became contagious as he thought that Zadkiel cracked the joke of the century when he just said the statement every guy says. Zadkiel laughed along with him. As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you…

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.