Funny Sayings Phrases Novels & Stories

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

I l⁠et people look do​wn on me⁠ be‌cause I believed they w⁠ere ri​ght to d​o so. B⁠ut heari‌ng Michael dis‍miss me like a n‌uisan‍ce snapped something‍ in‍side.​ ⁠"A jok‍e⁠ i​s​ only fu‍n​ny if the person you're talking about is lau‍ghing," I said.

There was no sense in her taking a cab when we were going to the same place. She came through the door huffing and puffing while pulling off her shoes. "My dogs aren't barking, they've crawled into a hole and died." She dropped down on the couch. "Dogs, what dogs, you're not allowed to have dogs in my building." They all started laughing, her, Mikey and Tony. "What the fuck's so funny?" "It's an expression moron, it means my feet hurt." She rolled her eyes at me like I was fucking stupid.

she said shaking her head - Think again my dear, it is indeed the reality, the happy reality for us and the sad reality for you. -You're the devil himself, you and your bastard friend.......she said throwing the soap in his face -You're even hotter when you're pissed off..., said Doudou laughing - You are not human..... she said crying Our life can change from one minute to another, we can be happy at ten ten (10:10 a.m.) and at ten eleven (10:11 a.m.) we are unhappy, such is life, it is made of a layer of honey

he patted his thigh, like he finally solved the mystery. A muffled laugh caught his attention, making him laugh too. “Yeah, that’s funny,”he commented. “No, it's just-” she laughed again. Both giggling like kids. “F*ck you,” were the words that portrayed my annoyance. Both pair eyes on me, an amused smile still resting on their lips.

Becky spat out in anger. Well, It was just a rapid reflection action, the moment she said those words, she burst out laughing too. So much that she could barely even think about it. You are too funny, oh yes, you are, and there is nothing she can do about it, nothing at all. she thought as she burst out in a ripple of laughter as she discovered that she could barely do anything about it.

she said in a sad voice. "But, I think both of you were just at the wrong time before. You know there is a saying 'a right person but at the wrong time.'" When I heard what Bel said, I just chuckled. Bel looked away from the sky and stared at me in astonishment. "What are you laughing at? Come on! It's true!" she snorted. I shook my head while smiling. "You're making me sad again, Bel," I jokingly said and chuckled again.

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

Words/phrases and their meaning: * Wahala: trouble/problem * I dey tell you: honestly * This girl no gree free me: she won't let me be * Person wey wan loss before, them never loss already: whoever that should've gotten lost, would already be lost * But you dey sha show up on Matriculation day: you're showing up on Matriculation day, right? * I no sure like that: I'm not so sure