Funny Sayings With Food Novels & Stories

She whispered, “I don’t believe you will eat fast food. Is this the meal you are going to buy me? How petty!” However, she still opened the lunch box, the meal tasted delicious and made her feel very delighted

“Hey, you fat pig, this is my food. Can you at least eat as if you are ashamed to borrow from an invalid?” A laugh found him with ease when they both began scrambling for the food as if it were the last one on earth; soon, only one rib remained that they both reached for, only his hand found hers instead of the meat.

*** " oh geez would we ever stop learning" "Oh I don't know uwana, there is a saying that goes, you live you learn " "Ooooh look at me I'm hazel I love learning Meh meh meh... That's how you sound." "Ugh really Uwana, I do not sound like that! " "Whatever you say Hazy all this learning is making me hungry. come on it's almost lunchtime " "Yeah"

Thought I was trying to say I’ve never tasted such delicious food before. Looking at my mouth filled with food Ronesme laughed out heartedly. “I get it I get it you don’t have to say it. Eat your food first”. After I swallowed my food I said, “forget about food how many marks did you get in first class”? “I got marks above the average”, Ronesme replied.

I said, he scoffed. " So now that you're here can you please get me something to eat? I'm dying here!" I exclaimed " all you care about is food, if you eat too much you'll grow obese and explode" he insulted me. I smiled " that's not gonna happen cause nobody explodes from obesity" I said smartly. He started heading for the door," well they never said it won't happen, you can be the first case" " Screw yo-""bye" and he was gone.

fine you can go to home now" I kept coffee and sandwiches on table he asked "what's this" I replied "its food" he said in satire way "oh I'm blind right" I nodded my head as no he said "I didn't mean what are these I mean why you're keeping them here" I said "ohh now I understood what you mean I brought these for you only because you didn't have lunch so I brought them for you its not good to skip meals even I forgotten to remind you so have them now okay" he nodded his head I said "okay then bye take care I will be going to my home" he said "fine"

It was as good as empty. "huh , have you heard of a word, it's called grocery shopping and it a appears you haven't been doing much of it" I attempted a joke. Something to keep the awkward silence away. The only things he had in his fridge were a carton of milk, bottles of sparkling water and a can of bear. Christ! What does that mountain of a man eat then?

I looked at the plate filled with omelets, bacon, and pancakes. I started eating and heard the girl say something about fatty food. When I looked up at her, she made a disgusting face. Just to get on her nerves, I took one big bite of the omelet and moaned. "Oh, mmm, this is delicious," I said with a mouth full of food. "That is so disgusting!" Little Miss Model said, shivering. "Aww, will you look at that, you're eating the rabbit's food!" One of the guys spit their orange juice out while the others held their laughter.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

Cunning, devilish, and probably condescending. As the saying goes, 'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree'. Just like that, my hunger was back. I picked up my french toast with my hands and munched on it with as much noise as possible. Crumbs staining my lips and cheeks. Stuffed two to three strawberries inside my mouth and devoured them all at the same time. The bellend massaged his temples in utter frustration and that brought a smile to my face. "Eat slowly, will you?"