Funny Sayings With Food Novels & Stories

“I did too but you know what?” “What?” “When I was younger and I would get sad, I would think of the silly things my daddy did and it would make me laugh. My dad always had a way of making us laugh.” “My dad was silly too!” Precious exclaimed, excited they had something in common. “He once put ten marshmallows in his mouth at once.” “My dad could put a whole hotdog, with the bun, in his mouth. My mom would yell at him for being gross, but it made us laugh.”

Said bhai (brother) and eating like there is no tomorrow. "Karthik, slow down! Food doesn't run somewhere." Mom scold him like a child. "Mumma, let me eat na, she made it after ages.... And you know how much I miss this taste of poha...ummmm" brother said still stuffing his mouth with poha... He looks terrible. "Dadda! You look like a balloon!" Exclaimed yuvraj, and all start laughing at bhai (brother), but he didn't slow down for a second.

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”

As we perused the menu, placing our orders with the attentive waitress, Victor's playful nature began to shine through our conversation. He regaled me with amusing anecdotes, his quick wit and infectious laughter filling the air. I couldn't help but be drawn into his joyous energy, each of his funny remarks eliciting genuine laughter from me. "You know," Victor chuckled, leaning in slightly, "I once tried to cook a gourmet meal and ended up burning toast. It was quite a masterpiece of culinary disaster."

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine." "Please stop," Ashlyn laughed, covering her face with her hands. "Your jokes are getting worse." "My jokes are berry good, thank you very much." He grinned, clearly proud of himself. "Get it? Berry?" "I'm filing for divorce." "No, you're not. You love my dad jokes." "I tolerate them at best." Richard leaned forward, still holding the strawberry. "What do you call a fake noodle?" "Don't—" "An impasta!" Despite herself, Ashlyn burst out laughing. "That's it. I'm leaving."

He said and she almost puked the little she had managed to eat. "way to go, man." She said as he burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter, earning confused glances from the others. "What's funny?" "The zombie." he said amidst laughter and once they couldn't decipher what he meant, they simply ignored him and continued eating.

"You always said it was too cute to eat." "It is." "You do realize cows are cute too, right? And you eat burgers." "That's different." "How?" "Because shut up," I said, and he laughed, that deep, genuine laugh that made my stomach flutter. God, I'd missed that sound.

He laughed as he said this, and Grandmother came to his side and stroked his head. "It is a foolish man who gives up his life so easily." She teased. More trays of food were brought in and it was quiet while we all gorged on the feast. I did not know that fish was a breakfast food, but after this morning I don't think I can start my day with anything else.

“What is so funny?” That just made the laughing worse. “An eggplant—” my stomach clenched from my deep chuckles “—means dick.” “Shit,” he cursed before joining in. “I get it now. My dick wants to be in your pussy too, but why the fuck does an eggplant mean dick?” I wiped the tears from my eyes. “I have no idea, it’s just become the universal symbol.” “Hmm. Wouldn’t a hot dog or a banana be better?” he asked.